Christmas DETOX Recipe

Is the current round of Christmas parties leaving you a little jaded? Too much red meat and fizzy drinks? Try my inter Christmas Party Season Detox recipe!

You will need:

Four (4) slices white bread Two (2) Cans Plum Tomatoes in Tomato Juice Butter Tabasco sauce Black pepper (freshly ground) Salt (preferably celery salt) Half (1/2) bottle of vodka Ice

Brilliant recipe this one, and so easy to make.

Toast the bread. Drain the tomatoes, being careful to catch all of the tomato juice into a large glass. Put the tomatoes into a suitable container and microwave them until they're hot. Don't burn your mouth though. Put the rest of the ingredients (apart from the butter) into a the glass and get it down your neck. Don't be scared to top the glass up with any left-over vodka as soon as room becomes available in the glass. Then put the tomatoes onto the toast, which you might have buttered. Put some cheese on or something, it won't really matter by this stage. Get the telly on, there's bound to be something good. Fall asleep.

Naked Chef? I shit him.

Do I gain 40lbs?

Erm, fruits and veggies are suitable detoxes for me. That recipe is a joke.

Just go easy on the ICE ice baby!

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: That recipe is a joke.

How much pepper do you recommend Col?

Burt Reynolds wrote: How much pepper do you recommend Col?

Well i for one will take his answer with a pinch of salt!

Chris that was DETTOL

BIGINOIL wrote: Is the current round of Christmas parties leaving you a little jaded? Too much red meat and fizzy drinks? Try my inter Christmas Party Season Detox recipe!

You will need:

Four (4) slices white bread :dead: Two (2) Cans Plum Tomatoes in Tomato Juice Butter Tabasco sauce Black pepper (freshly ground) Salt (preferably celery salt) Half (1/2) bottle of vodka Ice

Brilliant recipe this one, and so easy to make.

Don't be scared to top the glass up with any left-over vodka as soon as room becomes available in the glass.

! LOL.

Burt Reynolds wrote: How much pepper do you recommend Col?

All of it

SHED wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: How much pepper do you recommend Col?

Well i for one will take his answer with a pinch of salt!

£40 is winging it's way to Chorley

SHED wrote: Chris that was DETTOL

And another

Chris Nash wrote: "Some people just have no sense of humour, others are just too dumb to get the joke - which one are you, chum?"

This is getting expensive

Thread of the year

(That's right, folks, I'm pissed)

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Erm, fruits and veggies are suitable detoxes for me. That recipe is a joke.

Well spotted.

Fuckin seppo's who'd have 'em.

PS: The Young Ones is not a gritty documentary about student life in Thatcher's Britain, Bugs bunny isn't real, and Team America was not filmed live on location.

Hehe... Cambo, I get it.

Anyone up for the Hollywood Miracle Diet? Now that's a real detox.

Doctor? wrote: Bugs bunny isn't real, and Team America was not filmed live on location.

Again with yer hethenistic ways cambo! How DARE you claim there's no Bugs Bunny... not only does he exist, but he brings Easter baskets to me kiddies.... come to think of it, we've waited and waited, yet he hasn't dropped anything off at our house, but he's stopped at other kids' houses

Kids musta done something to piss him off, I ALWAYS got an Easter basket from him cause I was a good kid...

...kids better get something from Santa this year. past nine years kids got nothing from him, and I'll be damned if I'M gonna fork over the bill... no presents show up this year, I think a good beating might be in line:D

Aha the "dumb parent" defence. Sorry, defense.

Like it

EdelBrock wrote:

...kids better get something from Santa this year. past nine years kids got nothing from him, and I'll be damned if I'M gonna fork over the bill... no presents show up this year, I think a good beating might be in line:D

Dont trust Santa...

an old man who goes into yer kids room,

and empties his sack...

Sever this instead:

Indeed!

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

...kids better get something from Santa this year. past nine years kids got nothing from him, and I'll be damned if I'M gonna fork over the bill... no presents show up this year, I think a good beating might be in line:D

Dont trust Santa...

an old man who goes into yer kids room,

and empties his sack...

That wasn't Santa, that was yer Uncle Clive...