Christmas breakfast???
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And CHEESE FOOTBALLS
Boatraceface wrote: Scalectrix,baby!
About 5am though-fuckcunttwat
Least I'm off this Chrimbo,so result
But what are you getting for the kids?
Shit,Mick! Forgot all about them! What do you reckon? A thick ear for the lad,and a pair of marigolds for the two princesses,so they can wash up proper..Spoiling them abit I know.. Actually,I took them Ice-skating last Saturday-me girls..and the eldest broke her wrist in a nasty fall...I swear down,it never rains but it pours... Devastated for her I am:( She'll do anything to get out of the washing up that one! She did break her wrist tho,gutted:(
Still,I'm looking forward to the scalectrix with my lad,cos you always get one car that is faster than the other one don't you? He won't know that though
Eh you can get these beaut remote control helicopters what fly an all,only 40 quid..How beaut is it having a son at Chrimbo?Marvelous
Boatraceface wrote: Scalectrix,baby!
About 5am though-fuckcunttwat
Least I'm off this Chrimbo,so result
See you about 9 (only get out of work at 7am).
Glad you've avoided Modor mate.
Doctor? wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Scalectrix,baby!
About 5am though-fuckcunttwat
Least I'm off this Chrimbo,so result
See you about 9 (only get out of work at 7am).
Glad you've avoided Modor mate.
Thanks Steve
I really needed to avoid Mordor this year,as things stand and what have you..Delighted about it...
We are at me mam's for dinner,who is proving to be a really rather marvelous woman/nana for us,so the pressure is off a bit in that respect,cooking Chrimbo dinners .Phewwww!
I'd get me head down Chrimbo morning if I were you Cambo!
Can't say I'll have time to shit,nevermind doss on Nool..
Try and have a good un yerself man
I'm off to ToysRus,like now....Open till 11pm they rek!
Alka seltzer xs and a pair of american tan tights lightly toasted inside ansd out. well thats what my gob will feel like anyways :barf:
Trans-Winterwerk Express wrote: Toasted cinnamon bread, apple coffee cake, and hot chocolate--all homemade!!
Sounds nectar..Put an extra plate out I'll be round for 8ish
Boatraceface wrote:
Trans-Winterwerk Express wrote: Toasted cinnamon bread, apple coffee cake, and hot chocolate--all homemade!!
Sounds nectar..Put an extra plate out I'll be round for 8ish
Is it Christmas yet!?
Boatraceface wrote:
Put 4 extra plates out,I'll bring the kids
You'll run a mile...all would women do
Hey, if my 10-year-old sister and 8-year-old brother love it...
Chris Nash wrote:
for breakfast??
mind, it will make all those fucking kids easier to deal with...
Chris Nash wrote:
That's my New Year's menu for the last 13 years (when I'm at home). Sorry, I don't celebrate Christmas, because I'm an atheist.
NOOLigan wrote: If you've done it right the night before there should be no breakfast. ;) Brunch yes.
So you shag yourself rotten???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: If you've done it right the night before there should be no breakfast. ;) Brunch yes.
So you shag yourself rotten???
not what I was thinking of, but it looks like it was the first thing that came to your mind.
poor jeff. perhaps that's why your balls are so sore.
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
Masturbator, Indeed!
You're not a complex person are you. At least try and be clever.
NOOLigan wrote:
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
Masturbator, Indeed!
You're not a complex person are you. At least try and be clever.
He wouldn't make into Ron's Master Race then?
johnny wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
Masturbator, Indeed!
You're not a complex person are you. At least try and be clever.
He wouldn't make into Ron's Master Race then?
That comment is beneath you.
NOOLigan wrote:
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:
Masturbator, Indeed!
You're not a complex person are you. At least try and be clever.
Yeah at least try...I try...hell, I fail miserably, but at least I try...
