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Gobi itch mate.Basically Athlete's foot but around yer knackers.Get some Daktarin cream for it pronto else yer skin will start falling off!! Had it myself once in the hot summer of 95.Nasty business.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Why do my nuts itch, and why is it a burning itch?
Shy, quiet, retiring boy our Jeff, isn't he! Try no setting your baw hair on fire mate!
Naw but seriously:
johnny wrote: Gobi itch mate.Basically Athlete's foot but around yer knackers.Get some Daktarin cream for it pronto .
aye its probably a harmless (although annoying) infection, nowt to worry about. Ask your pharmacist or your Doc, and it'll be cleared up in nae time.
Sensible answer for once Jeff...
Have you had recent sexual contact?
If so, visit your MD or local Sexual Health service - both are discrete and will not pass on any details. Probably harmless, but best to get checked out.
If you've not had any recent sexual contact, it could be eczema, mild psoriasis or simply irritation from a washing powder or (hate to say it) poor hygiene practice.
Whatever it is, don't worry, you can get it sorted pretty quickly.
Oh, or it could be a rash caught from the fur of those baboons you've been banging (couldn't resist) 
Chris Nash wrote: Sensible answer for once Jeff...
Have you had recent sexual contact?
Yer havin' a fuckin' laugh...
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Could be passed from a woman.
and yer havin' a bigger larf than Christopher....
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Could be jock itch. Or maybe you have a yeast infection.
Or it could be a fucking nuclear reaction in my underpants...
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Could be jock itch. Or maybe you have a yeast infection.
Aye, right: It could also be damn Yank itch! Or maybe a yogurt infection. 
BTW Yogurt can act as a cure for certain infections, try spreading some natural (not coloured/no added ingredients) yogurt over and about the infected area.
It may well help, and what's the worst that can happen?
MIMX wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Could be jock itch. Or maybe you have a yeast infection.
Aye, right: It could also be damn Yank itch! Or maybe a yogurt infection.
BTW Yogurt can act as a cure for certain infections, try spreading some natural (not coloured/no added ingredients) yogurt over and about the infected area.
It may well help, and what's the worst that can happen?
So my cherry flavoured yogurt by yoplait is NOT the answer???
Should I tell you that burning ball itch is one of the announcements my little problem makes before going full throttle.
BTW....don't worry if yer sack swells up to fuck. First time mine went I was DISTRAUGHT. Dr laughed and told me the swelling was because my body felt the same way about my nuts as I did and was sacrificing the health of my scrote (only re-growable skin after all) to keep the little fellas safe.
BIGINOIL wrote: What a load of bollocks.
(See what I did there?)
Do I win £40?
Yes indeed you do, but there's also the matter of a £40 fine for making a REALLY obvious joke in a built up forum during the hours of daylight.
So you're quits I think.
Yes but the obvious application of a poor, innapropriate joke was the joke. I therefore claim my £40, a refund of the £40 fine which was missaplied and a further £40 in comensation for defamation and that.
So that's, err, £40 please 
Doctor? wrote: Should I tell you that burning ball itch is one of the announcements my little problem makes before going full throttle.
Yikes...
and here I was, just trying to be funny...
now I feel bad...I'm gonna go stand in the corner and hit myself with a small tree branch!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
So my cherry flavoured yogurt by yoplait is NOT the answer???
"yoplait"
Wit ra fucks dat?
No. 24hour non-stop shagging while consuming huge quantities of class A's is the answer!
Bit wits dat goat tay day way yer itchy ba's?
PS:How's the reading of phonetic Scots coming along?
i give this thread five stars for making me spit up coffee.
and dont ask mewhatimdoing in this thread.i havea crackhead keyboard that doesnt FUNKTION well,a postman that needs a can of ass whip let out on him inthe form of a irate dog,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.
omg.
Animadversion wrote: i give this thread five stars for making me spit up coffee.
and dont ask mewhatimdoing in this thread.i havea crackhead keyboard that doesnt FUNKTION well,a postman that needs a can of ass whip let out on him inthe form of a irate dog,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.
omg.
Would you like to shave my balls???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
MIMX wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Could be jock itch. Or maybe you have a yeast infection.
Aye, right: It could also be damn Yank itch! Or maybe a yogurt infection.
BTW Yogurt can act as a cure for certain infections, try spreading some natural (not coloured/no added ingredients) yogurt over and about the infected area.
It may well help, and what's the worst that can happen?
So my cherry flavoured yogurt by yoplait is NOT the answer???
NO 
Mmmmmmm Danone!
Animadversion wrote: ,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.
omg.
I got kicked in the balls at school once by a girl.Can't remember what i'd said to ignite her fury but it fcukin hurt!.I didn't flinch at the time of course, so to make out i was dead hard n that (pun not intended).Then scurried round the back of the gymnasium and doubled up in agony :ouchyerbitch!:
Bumped in to her in a shop a few years back and she was dead friendly and possibly dare i say it even flirty!
johnny wrote:
Animadversion wrote: ,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.
omg.
I got kicked in the balls at school once by a girl.Can't remember what i'd said to ignite her fury but it fcukin hurt!.I didn't flinch at the time of course, so to make out i was dead hard n that (pun not intended).Then scurried round the back of the gymnasium and doubled up in agony :ouchyerbitch!:
Bumped in to her in a shop a few years back and she was dead friendly and possibly dare i say it even flirty!
Perhaps she wanted to lick your balls Johnny! 
Bird once hit me on the head with a white stilletto when we were in the 2nd year. :bitch:
Gave her a black eye for her trouble,only asked if i could suck her tits! 
johnny wrote:
Animadversion wrote: ,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.
omg.
I got kicked in the balls at school once by a girl.Can't remember what i'd said to ignite her fury but it fcukin hurt!.I didn't flinch at the time of course, so to make out i was dead hard n that (pun not intended).Then scurried round the back of the gymnasium and doubled up in agony :ouchyerbitch!:
Bumped in to her in a shop a few years back and she was dead friendly and possibly dare i say it even flirty!
Perhaps she wanted to lick your balls Johnny!
Bird once hit me on the head with a white stilletto when we were in the 2nd year. :bitch:
Gave her a black eye for her trouble,only asked if i could suck her tits!
My wife has a nice control over her temper when she's a wee bit upset... had a salt shaker, 24" Box Fan, butcher knives, full wine bottles, remotes, among many other things thrown in my direction... will say it sure does keep me on my toes
