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EdelBrock wrote:

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johnny wrote:

Animadversion wrote: ,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.

omg.

I got kicked in the balls at school once by a girl.Can't remember what i'd said to ignite her fury but it fcukin hurt!.I didn't flinch at the time of course, so to make out i was dead hard n that (pun not intended).Then scurried round the back of the gymnasium and doubled up in agony :ouchyerbitch!:

Bumped in to her in a shop a few years back and she was dead friendly and possibly dare i say it even flirty!

Perhaps she wanted to lick your balls Johnny!

Bird once hit me on the head with a white stilletto when we were in the 2nd year. :bitch:

Gave her a black eye for her trouble,only asked if i could suck her tits!

My wife has a nice control over her temper when she's a wee bit upset... had a salt shaker, 24" Box Fan, butcher knives, full wine bottles, remotes, among many other things thrown in my direction... will say it sure does keep me on my toes

My wife is a furious bird, too. She throws at me anything by her side: calculators, clocks, books... I'm just afraid one day she'll throw off my entire CD stand or hit the turntable or stereo... Always keep her away from that area. If my NO collection is destroyed it's an automatic divorce.

Here's a t-shirt for Christmas Jeff

Now piss off..... we're talking about violent women/wives

Sure you could get her to bake you a pie, but have you ever seen 'Sixth Sense'? Floor cleaner takes its time you know.... I prefer working on my dance moves, over wondering what has been put in me pie

Mimx wrote:

PS:How's the reading of phonetic Scots coming along?

It's as irritating as Jeff's scabby knackers must be,seeing as yer asking

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Animadversion wrote: i give this thread five stars for making me spit up coffee.

and dont ask mewhatimdoing in this thread.i havea crackhead keyboard that doesnt FUNKTION well,a postman that needs a can of ass whip let out on him inthe form of a irate dog,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.

omg.

Would you like to shave my balls???

no but i'd like to see martha stewart hit you with a broom.

Animadversion wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Animadversion wrote: i give this thread five stars for making me spit up coffee.

and dont ask mewhatimdoing in this thread.i havea crackhead keyboard that doesnt FUNKTION well,a postman that needs a can of ass whip let out on him inthe form of a irate dog,i like HEARing men talk about getting kicked in thir balls and losing all thier hair from there,and i have AN oddBALL sense of humor. ithink itsthe latter.

omg.

Would you like to shave my balls???

no but i'd like to see martha stewart hit you with a broom.

Martha is a clean housekeeper.