I ain't eating this shit!

What yer on about? The stuff has NO added MSG, so its gots to be good!

Cosy night in...with noodles and Tub girl :dead:

I wouldn't eat anything in a toilet bowl seat, except...

CUNT!

Indeed!

Obviously a typo for Carp, but I'm not sure that's any better really.

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: I wouldn't eat anything in a toilet bowl seat, except...

CUNT!

Indeed!

I'm sure that after reading this, the ladies will be busting your door down.

Indeed!

Aye, fucking typical. Ain't we just spoiled for choice...

As long as we do as we're told and eat shit!

"Work all day Live on Hay and You'll Get Pie In The Sky When You Die Die Die!"

BAH-FUCKING-HUMBUG!

I'm assuming it's a misspelling of the word 'crab', and judging from the package, the reddish stuff does look like imitation crab meat. I know that's not Japanese, but trust me, I've seen some products with strange English on them.

For example, my mother bought a package of a shrimp flavoured snack imported from Korea, and on the package, it said 'Non-Frying'---perhaps they meant 'baked, not fried in oil'. But that isn't as hilarious as 'crap', you know.

There's a long list of products that now have strange labels/warnings. e.g. On sleeping pills "May make you drowsy. If affected do not drive or operate machinery."

There's loads more but I'm way too tired to mind them at the moment. I'm away for a much needed

Sayonara my friend.

On peanuts: "may contain nuts".

Which is odd, cos they aint nuts, they are peas, fact.

In terms of eating crap.... I look forward to visiting Scotland and reading "deep fried battered jobbie"

Doctor? wrote: On peanuts: "may contain nuts".

Which is odd, cos they aint nuts, they are peas, fact.

In terms of eating crap.... I look forward to visiting Scotland and reading "deep fried battered jobbie"

They're not peas! They're Legumes!... which a pea is part of the legume family like a peanut, but a peanut is not a pea!