What a way to go... — Forum Archive

26 Dec 2007, 11:38

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26 Dec 2007, 11:41

A Very Scary way to go!!! :eek3:

26 Dec 2007, 13:44

This tiger walks into a cafe...

26 Dec 2007, 13:46

I smell a very big lawsuit.

26 Dec 2007, 13:50

Aries wrote: I smell a very big tigersuit.

Hmm, it would have to be pretty realistic to fool people.

I think they'll probably just buy a new tiger.

26 Dec 2007, 14:15

terrible.

i STILL think wild animals belong in the wild, not zoo.

26 Dec 2007, 17:37

BIGINOIL wrote:

Aries wrote: I smell a very big tigersuit.

Hmm, it would have to be pretty realistic to fool people.

I think they'll probably just buy a new tiger.

:rofl:

26 Dec 2007, 18:06

attacked the unidentified man just after closing time on Christmas day.

So next time your barkeep tells you it's time to go...does this mean you fuckers will get the fuck out???

26 Dec 2007, 18:11

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

attacked the unidentified man just after closing time on Christmas day.

So next time your barkeep tells you it's time to go...does this mean you fuckers will get the fuck out???

*bitchslaps Jeff upside the head*

BALDRICK wrote: A Very Scary way to go!!!

Erm, yup!! :eek3: Seconded, thirded, agreed!!

26 Dec 2007, 19:47

Missy Jem wrote: Click here

this one might be just as unbelievable (just came across it when searching for updates on the SF zoo attack!)......... :eek:

STORY

27 Dec 2007, 05:13

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Click here

this one might be just as unbelievable (just came across it when searching for updates on the SF zoo attack!).........

STORY

They heard she was related to Michael Vick!!!

27 Dec 2007, 05:14

BIGINOIL wrote: This tiger walks into a cafe...

:clap:

27 Dec 2007, 09:35

Could've been worse if it happened on a school day with kids on their field trips... :nonono:

Indeed!

27 Dec 2007, 12:46

i know what that dead guy went through. my cat scratched me the other day.

27 Dec 2007, 14:16

:laugh:

You'd be a rubbish spy Chrissie, we'd just have to show you the torture implements and you'd sing like a canary!!!

27 Dec 2007, 14:24

BIGINOIL wrote: This tiger walks into a cafe...

was she upset because she had to work on Christmas???

27 Dec 2007, 14:30

There's got to be a line in there somewhere about pussy being bad for you, but that can't be true. :D

27 Dec 2007, 14:39

Ron, I'm shocked :eek:

28 Dec 2007, 08:57

Did they Shoot the Tiger?

Looks like bits of it will end up being ground down and some stupid fookin Hong Kong business type will end up with powdered tiger penis cos he thinks it improves his labido?

or is that just :nuts:

:nuts:

28 Dec 2007, 19:09

Watching the news earlier (I'm in America) there were two stories about big cats. A tiger was found shot dead, his claws had been clipped and his neck was worn like he'd been wearing a collar so they reckon he was a pet that had got too big.

Then a couple of pumas escaped from a zoo after vandals cut the fencing around their enclosure.

They're pussy mad over here, I tell thee :nod:

29 Dec 2007, 13:14

wrote: Did they Shoot the Tiger?

Yes, they did. Apparently it wasn't the first time she'd attacked someone. I'm surprised they didn't kill her after the first attack (which, if I remember right, was on one of the zookeepers).