Copy in haste, repent at leisure

Got a digital photoframe doobry from Santa.

In a rush to give it something to display, and stop it whining about the lack thereof, I grabbed the first jpg stuff folder I could think of (no, NOT porn).

Consequently, my room is now invaded and pervaded by endless pics of New Order sleeves and tickets,,,,,and YOUR UGLY FUCKING MUGS, Chuffin hundreds of em!!!!

I keep lookin over and seein Col or Tim, and it's scary.

Worse, there are far too many featuring that awful Hicks woman, who has a history of decimating any computer simulation based pursuit on me......honestly, her texts, emails, calls etc, seem to have arrived in time to cause several train wrecks, a few first corner pileups and at least one instance of spinning into the wall, in the lead, on the last corner!

Now I need onlt become distracted for an instant by the scrolling of a new picture, look over, and there's her elbow, or the back of her bonce, and wallop, I've totalled another surefire win! She's a curse. And NO Jemma, it's not cos I'm stunned by your beauty (tho I am, natch )

EDIT: Oh, and pics of ATR :shudder:

There was a story on the TV news here in America about a guy who bought a couple of MP3/media players for his likkle daughters. On Christmas day on of the girls was horrified to see a load of choice Frankie Vaughn had been installed on one of them. Seems it had already been sold, used for a bit, returned and then put back on the shelf. Wall Mart (for it was them what sold it) have offered him a replacement, but the chap's hanging on to it until after his lawyers have been through it.

He was on the telly news talking about his ordeal. He was crying as he spoke about his fears for the permanent damage that may have been done to his daughter's minds.

They'll probably end up on the game now

So count yourself lucky - at least we've got clothes on in the pictures.

(Err, we have got our clothes on haven't we? They're not THOSE pictures?)

Doctor? wrote:

Worse, there are far too many featuring that awful Hicks woman, who has a history of decimating any computer simulation based pursuit on me......honestly, her texts, emails, calls etc, seem to have arrived in time to cause several train wrecks, a few first corner pileups and at least one instance of spinning into the wall, in the lead, on the last corner!

Expect lots more now