Whey! And I got on the page 3 crowd shot in the Manchester Evening News....which I've ...erm...laminated.
"Mr Rock,I'm ready for my close-up"
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I can just see Mrs Monty bursting into Monty's room when he was a nipper:
Mrs Monty: Why are the pages of the Freemans Catalogue all stuck together? The lingerie pages are RUINED!
Monts: Calm down Mum, I've just laminated them!
BIGINAMERICA wrote: I can just see Mrs Monty bursting into Monty's room when he was a nipper:
Mrs Monty: Why are the pages of the Freemans Catalogue all stuck together? The lingerie pages are RUINED!
Monts: Calm down Mum, I've just laminated them!
Who told you!
My mate reckons he was indulging in a spot of stoned headphone -wearing onanism in his room one evening. Sat on the edge of his bed he was; knocking one out like a little monkey with his eyes tightly closed so he could see all the girlies better. When he had laminated everything and opened his eyes he saw that his Mum had left a cup of tea and three biscuits on a plate right next to his bed.
Very thoughtful of his mother,Biggy.But is'nt Soggy Biscuit a competitive team sport? Not solo anyway.No point.
MONTY wrote: HA! How about this! Got the full concert CITIES IN THE PARK on video,and here it is! Filmed at Heaton Park,spot the MONTY getting splashed on the right of picture at the beginning.
MONTY wrote:
MONTY wrote: HA! How about this! Got the full concert CITIES IN THE PARK on video,and here it is! Filmed at Heaton Park,spot the MONTY getting splashed on the right of picture at the beginning.
Spotted him!.. You just don't age. Lucky fucker.
Barney's miming in that big time. They all are.
