Take the piss out of the person above you...

you have a bloody phil collins type avatar.

by the way this site should have a chatroom

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Has wonderful breasts...

has a shite flag to duff over,my breasts are better for that jeff

Chris Nash wrote: Jeff would suffocate and die in bliss if confronted with the real thing...

Salma Hayek has a cock?

Texan.

Marxist

                      :evil4: 

                      :evil3:

                    Ah piss!

Stopped pretending being Cath and enjoys his real self.

Weirdo!

(And yes I fucked up!)

identity crisis.

Insomniac nutter who posts way too much!

Lives too fcuking far away!!

Gets too much [orange]sun[/orange]!

(Reality? Is that that horrible thing that happens when the drugs wear off?

didnt have to balls to enter chatroom

Is too busy talking to me via Facebook about Karl Bartos to realize that HE should've already played his move by now!!

[yeah chris i know, you just played your word, but still.]

Scrableheads!

does'nt click on comumunty-chatroom

(Argggggggggh! There was no mention that when I joined NOOL I'd have to master Scrabldablleious! I shall go train NOW!)

Some of us didn't even know where the bloody chatroom was! PS: his love is Tu-2-gay

PPS: Edit My first word (against "robot" was SMOKED how appropriate!)

& where's all the piss-takers gone?

has gone into some gothic glasgow speak and word arrangement and avatars in league with malc.what the fucks this all about?

cant follow directions.probally to busy playing bloody dance music :D

maybe has run out of beer,when i still have 2 cans left

Here you go Banshee I'll help you oot way yon Gothic Glesga Speak!

( )

cheers,it helped but it was playing at same time as 'totally wired' the fall on my windows media player.what a fucking mixture that was.i need that last can. anyway your as mental has that mimx bloke i knew before my time away

Still listens to music that's about 20 years old!

(**PS:**Aye that mad mental MIMX! He wizz a right schizo-nutjob, I'm glad he's fucked off!)

touch my hands and dream of golden skans. but yea your right,i dream of music from 20 years ago

Didn't know he lives on a one way street

has sorry dreams of a victory for bolton today

Him & his bloody "best of" threads!

:(

Makes me want be 19 again!

Sits on big plaggy chods,blowing spunkbubbles for baccy.

Hasn't managed to have his bollocks ripped out through his wallet yet.

Has had his bollocks ripped out through his wallet!

Is probably about to!

Used to play the bass (badly) in a shite tribute band

has one small monkey...

Indeed!

Nah, it's too easy.

Too easy,Tim? Rumour has it amongst the female Vikings,so are you!

Tiny American Buster Bloodvessel

Worships Bill Gates

Wants to die young

Wears Tardis undee and vest sets! OH YES he does! Don't think I've forgotten Doctor!

steelworker??..

steelworkers tea boy

I'll piss in your tea sunshine! If the pigeons don't shat in the fucker first.

I've been out fighting iron all day.. Gaz,it does'nt say what you do in your profile.Why,bitch?

Wanks himself with his left hand

Can`t spell "real job"

Edit: that was for Jeff, of course...

Chris Nash wrote:

Would love to give Jeff a hand...

Worrever floats yer boat.

is secretly a big collector of homemade pottery......

Not even pretty fly for a white guy

(sorry, best I could think up)

wants to vote for Mike Huckabee (sp?)

Doctor? wrote: Wants to die young

no actually Doc wants to marry Linus Torvalds

BonoShed wrote: wants to vote for Mike Huckabee (sp?)

Even though I agree with nothing he says or does, I do like the idea of "President Riduclous Name" :D

Disco queen

Tabbsy The Man The Myth The paternity suit brought by 16 local farmers on behalf of their prize ewes.

Got an awful rug

need i bother??

How can they tell when Leady's stool's level?

Easy, he dribble out BOTH side of his mouth.

Talks too much technical crap for ANYBODY's own good.

Talks too much BLOG crap for anybody's own good

I've met him several times, but can't remember one thing he's ever said to me.

Err...

His arse does look BIGINTHAT.

Stands around like a twat outside after New Order gigs ( @ Biggy)

johnny wrote: Stands around like a twat outside after New Order gigs ( @ Biggy)

Still hasn't heard that it's over.

Pardon? Can you say that again please? Didn't catch it

Talks to the pictures at the top of the page

Takes the piss out of himself...

Snorri xxx

Oh sir, SIRRR!!!!

Tell us the one about Hooky and the scouse security guards again, oh perleeeeeease sir.

Hides behind his computer when Doctor Who's on

Is such a nice boy.

...smells of hamburgers...

Snorri xxx

Needs to get a haircut,

he looks like a Rolling GNOME!

Gary by day, Rita at night.

Indeed!

Twat by day, twat by night. Indeed,

Harsh, but fair...

Oh, sorry, that's a compliment...

Snorri xxx

Anymore a thet shite,and he'll be getting reported to the GNOME Office

And you'll be needing the National Elf Service...

Snorri xxx

Shut it,you GNOME-ad

Pixie off! :finger:

Snorri xxx

Purple is such a flattering color on gnomes.

Wants to marry Ronald McDonald or Mayor McCheese

Is a gay piece of annoyance.

Likes to kid on he's Texan..

got pumped by a Texan more like

Still insists hes Texan,

It wasnt even a Texan that pumped him..

BonoShed wrote: Wants to marry Ronald McDonald or Mayor McCheese

that's comedy gold right there, Ed...

as for Gaz, secretly wants to be a Texan...

No Al.I dont want to pump Jeff..

wants to pump me instead of Jeff..

Indeed!

Apparently wants us all to go to hell, but maybe I can drag his ass with me. Y'think?

just.....

Fcukin' hell! you just made me spit out my mocha!!

Actually doesn't know we don't have what's called a McMocha. [And even if we did...]

At least, not yet anyway. Maybe later this year.

But still.

Gazman wrote:

OI!! :finger:

Chris Nash wrote: Seems to forget that she works for :finger:

EDIT: reason I didn't know about the (non) existence of a Mc/Mac Mocha is because I wouldn't go into a Mc/Macshithole if you paid me national minimum wage...

God forbid I ever see Ronald with a bomb in real life.

[And don't worry about the McMocha bit--I'm not even sure if that exists. I'll probably ask my supervisor about it tomorrow or Sunday.]

Needs an emergency attitude check, pronto.

Chris Nash wrote: Doesn't seem to have read/understood the title of the thread...

Should know that I kinda-sorta have. Just got too much going on and in my mind. :p

*like the murder/suicide that occurred in the local university late last night/early this morning. *

Chris Nash wrote: Should have thought twice before committing murder. Obviously screwed up on the suicide bit though...

Aye, you'd think she'd have learned a thing or two in that department from a Mr I. Curtis too!

There's only one way to take the pish outta him ^^^^

get people to READ the shite he talks

Doctor? wrote: There's only one way to take the pish outta him ^^^^

get people to READ the shite he talks

Fuck sake Doc! I wouldn't go that far! Curtis wrote some pretty good shit sometimes.

PS: Threaten to kill his K9!

his mum wears a big poncho

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

pfff animal is my hero

Calls himself a drummer

only needs a tiny sporran

Not even as pretty as an 808.

dicks around with an amsrad 486 thinking he has a tardis

Failed an audition for Inspiral Carpets.

Wishes Ozzy was his dad, or at least a recognized patron saint of The Church.

has bought a DeMarcus Beasley Rangers shirt

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: has bought a DeMarcus Beasley Rangers shirt

Is wearing pants at work

Is wearing pants on his head

Public enemy #1.

wants to change her legal name to Big Mac...and wants a synthesizer for a boyfriend

A genuine bona fide U2 fan**!**

Endlessly posts Youtube links to (mainly) shite 80's indie bands.

Better buy a DVD burner pronto..

Has a fetish for dwarves.

Has a fetish for long haired men in blankets...

Gazman wrote: Has a fetish for long haired men in blankets...

Well what did you think the Hunger Strikes were about?

Er, too soon?

Back to business.

Has a fetish for Scotsmen....

(Didnt know the hunger strikers were pruning themselves for you mate,every days a school day,as they say..)

Big Black wrote: Endlessly posts Youtube links to (mainly) shite 80's indie bands.

Aye shite Indie bands like Joy Division, New Order Magazine, Buzzcocks, plus plenty of sixties bands!

And for someone who lists Andrew Eldritch, as his favourite singer, that's a bit fucking rich! And still listens to Killing Joke, another "crappy" 80's band. Has one helluva lot to learn. Listens to KT Turdstile. Plus uses a Black Flag avatar without knowing the 1st thing about real anarchy!

Endlessly thinks he knows better than anycunt being the pig-ignorant youngster that thinks he knows it all. True: but it just happens to be FUCK ALL!

A FINAL word of warning "Your far too young to mess around with me" I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.

Thinks he's "cool!"

Away back to whatever bog you crawled oot! Yeah daft wee boy!

:(

Gazman has being doing his best scarlet pimpernel impression of late, "They seek him here, they seek him there, thy seek him everywhere." Needs back on the night shift!

Indeed!

Is annoying every cunt in the TLU forum

Has got a bump on the back of the head where the tuppence he dropped hit him as he bent down to pick it up...

Hi Gaz!

Just can't stay away.

Takes fuckin ages to play his shot at scrabble

Needs to learn that taking your time isn't laziness.

Has a complex about being a lazy bassa...

Took too many pills...

Chris successfully sells nuddy Jeff Pics to the army,as they cheaper and more effective than bromide...

Jeff is hardly one of his best girls..When he asks Jeff for the dollars,all he gets are sticky nuddy army lad's pics.:\ohwell:

Built Like an AngeL..

6' Tall.
Wait. That's not right but where was this Gem of a thread hidden..

Easily distracted.

:headoff:

He's a woman and now she is a man..

He's either been hiding awe week, or on the day shift!

Keeps changin his name...

(comp in works been blockin NOOL forums )

(Aye, getting bored way the constant name changes, so I'll stick way my initials the now.)

Ought to shoot your works pooters!

MIMX! wrote:

(Aye, getting bored way the constant name changes, so I'll stick way my initials the now.)

Knows how the rest of us felt

Still a cheeky tunt (gist as well he's a funny wan tay!)

has a spunk stained copy of a wah! album.

Just how did I end up with your Nah Poo! The Art Of Bluff!

Throws verbal poo just like a good handful of others here on this site.

Is nools resident sexpert..... but is apparently only Jeff's FAKE bum chum

Really loves ABBA

Is backwards

likes to wear brown tights 9american tan) even in the heights of summer!

has barnsley chops and mint sauce for tea every sunday

Supports the Dingles

watches wanderers from up rivington pike with her binoculars to save money.also the football seems better from up there

btw,burnley are the dingles

Nah, you've been the dingles to us for ages

I was hoping somebody else would get to me before you had chance to reply.

Anyway, back on the thread - Needs lessons in how to act when coppers pull us over

Doesn't need permission.

needs extradition

Needs everything to be explained.

tells stupid jokes that need to be explained

stupid jokes are the best and she doesnt bloody relise that

banshee your a ------------ opps, thats me that did the last post

banshee yer a --------

Don't ya disguise yourself with a girl, it ain't no portrait of you, man. SHOW OFF.

Is American

Could possibly be another fake jock...

Steve One wrote: Could possibly be another fake jock...

or...an undercover COP!

'ello 'ello 'ello

Edit: MiCK was too QUIck

Isn't exactly original when it comes to taking the piss...

Didn't understand my previous post...

Steer away from being a copper is it....

okay,

sells drugs to kids

sells porn to kids...

Indeed!

Tries to act all grown up to get girls.

Fails.

with his new moniker, wants to be mistaken for Agent Wood!

Walks about bollock,whistling 'Norwegian Wood'

Has the potential to be the new King John...

Really is takin the piss now

wants to get over hisellfff... :D

Keeps dissapearing

Used to be big in oil, now he's just big round here.

Gels his eyebrows

pretends he's highbrow

Pretends she doesnt want my body

Would sell it for the right price

Offered the wrong price

Rita The Undercover Cop & Fake Jock!

Malcolm the Faker!!!

Indeed!

Fuck,where do i start..

Never knows when to stop either.

Mugs little old ladies for their pensions

Do they get £40

".............!"

Keeps things from the rest of us.

Isn't in the circle of trust.

Is gonna live 'til he diesIs gonna live to get high.

missing a T in his new screen name, in a scrabble sense

Aye very good. That was almost cryptic!

spends his day lookin for white dog shits

Jerk....

plain and simple.

No one that I know. Yet.

That's all I can come up with at the moment.

Greatest fear is revealing the recipe for the secret sauce.

Should change his name to Bonkers, er... BonoShit.

Indeed!

has become so annoying with his use of the word indeed that hearing the word now makes me cringe

Indeed!:D

BonoShed wrote: Greatest fear is revealing the recipe for the secret sauce.

Thinks I know what the recipe for the Secret Sauce is.

...he is so fcukin' wrong.

No the secret sauce is Russian Dressing and Tartar sauce-her favorites

Likes U2

Loves Will Young

Still got the Limahl posters Jemm?

Who needs posters? I kidnapped him years ago, why do you think he hasn't been in the charts since?

now, back to the topic...

Smells like a cantonese sewer rat

Gets moist at the prospect of the Rocky Horror Picture Show being on telly.

sniffs sewer rats

Rims cats

Tea boy

Bums his dad,and chucks in a reach-a-round to earn his pocket money

Is a not-right

(to come out with that last comment!)

is most def on the naughty step for continously talking drivel.

Likes Peter Brady

loves being a gimp

Hey Gimps need love too...

Newbie

Wannabe Welshman

Wannabe Jew

Wannabe Rita

Indeed!

wannabe John Terry.

Indeed!

never heard of superbowl

walks,talks and dresses like a poof

Wants to be a poof

both poof and goof.

Indeed!

Is, in reality a homophobic cowboy.

gives out speeding tickets after pulling off seriously dodgy driving manouvers while being paid by the tax payer

Collects NICKERS for a living!Perhaps........ (UNO one) DRAT beaten by secs......i'm getting OLDand SLOW

Has a very impressive collection of DUSTERS, but unfortunately NO hair.

Dresses like Starsky and Hutch

Can blow spunk bubbles outy his ears...

INDEEDY!

Says that to all the boys..

Never licked bubbles o' spunk out me ears............. he sucked 'em.

played my 'rusty trombone',

and enjoyed it

Surprised ya remember that. I thought i'd dosed you up a plenty dear boy.

I'll never forgot the smile on yer face tho'

Blows monkeys

then let you bum me after them....

Screacher preacher!!

buggers frozen poultry

Buggers frozen poultry without heads

Showed me how to..

But he took the polaroids

though you wore the sussies and stockings...

is the real reason Alex Mac is no longer at Rangers

Is my scrabble bitch

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

fckin' hell burt.........19 outta 20!

was secretly disappointed at the strictly limited edition of cozzie's art project

Is still MY scrabble bitch..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

Ah,but at least im in the exclusive 'Ive beaten Burt' club

Gazman wrote: Is still MY scrabble bitch..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

Ah,but at least im in the exclusive 'Ive beaten Burt' club

give 'em an inch, take a mile