Take the piss out of the person above you...

Chris Nash wrote: Should have thought twice before committing murder. Obviously screwed up on the suicide bit though...

Aye, you'd think she'd have learned a thing or two in that department from a Mr I. Curtis too!

There's only one way to take the pish outta him ^^^^

get people to READ the shite he talks

Doctor? wrote: There's only one way to take the pish outta him ^^^^

get people to READ the shite he talks

Fuck sake Doc! I wouldn't go that far! Curtis wrote some pretty good shit sometimes.

PS: Threaten to kill his K9!

his mum wears a big poncho

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

pfff animal is my hero

Calls himself a drummer

only needs a tiny sporran

Not even as pretty as an 808.

dicks around with an amsrad 486 thinking he has a tardis

Failed an audition for Inspiral Carpets.

Wishes Ozzy was his dad, or at least a recognized patron saint of The Church.

has bought a DeMarcus Beasley Rangers shirt

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: has bought a DeMarcus Beasley Rangers shirt

Is wearing pants at work

Is wearing pants on his head

Public enemy #1.

wants to change her legal name to Big Mac...and wants a synthesizer for a boyfriend

A genuine bona fide U2 fan**!**

Endlessly posts Youtube links to (mainly) shite 80's indie bands.

Better buy a DVD burner pronto..

Has a fetish for dwarves.

Has a fetish for long haired men in blankets...

Gazman wrote: Has a fetish for long haired men in blankets...

Well what did you think the Hunger Strikes were about?

Er, too soon?

Back to business.

Has a fetish for Scotsmen....

(Didnt know the hunger strikers were pruning themselves for you mate,every days a school day,as they say..)

Big Black wrote: Endlessly posts Youtube links to (mainly) shite 80's indie bands.

Aye shite Indie bands like Joy Division, New Order Magazine, Buzzcocks, plus plenty of sixties bands!

And for someone who lists Andrew Eldritch, as his favourite singer, that's a bit fucking rich! And still listens to Killing Joke, another "crappy" 80's band. Has one helluva lot to learn. Listens to KT Turdstile. Plus uses a Black Flag avatar without knowing the 1st thing about real anarchy!

Endlessly thinks he knows better than anycunt being the pig-ignorant youngster that thinks he knows it all. True: but it just happens to be FUCK ALL!

A FINAL word of warning "Your far too young to mess around with me" I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.

Thinks he's "cool!"

Away back to whatever bog you crawled oot! Yeah daft wee boy!

:(

Gazman has being doing his best scarlet pimpernel impression of late, "They seek him here, they seek him there, thy seek him everywhere." Needs back on the night shift!