U2 3D

I saw Bongo and Hedge being interviewed about their new fillum yesterday. A tour movie in 3D that will only be shown at certain special 3D cinemas around the world. You've got to wear special polarised glasses to watch it. The fillum will be beamed into the cinemas using technology, rather than being actually sent on a disk or whatever. And then that's it: no 2D general release DVD or anything.

Bongo said it's great for him because him and the rest of the band are the only people in the world who've not been lucky enough to see the band. Hedge was squirming a bit as he said that. Then Hedge pointed out, helpfully I thought, that the fillum would be no good for anyone who didn't like U2. He was smirking a bit as he said it though, so you could tell he was thinking that everyone loves them really.

Then they both agreed that now that they've had the chance to see U2 live from a mortals perspective, they do like the band.

So, what more do you want? A direct approval from the two most important people ever that this fillum, featuring them, is something that you should want to see.

And there will be no DVD release. Oh no.

(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote:

And there will be no DVD release.

Thank god for small mercies.

They were shite when I seen them live

cool...above all part of the film were made in Buenos Aires in march 2 and 3 in 2006 and i went to both gigs and i was in second line so probably you'll see me in 3D :D

I don't think U2's music can aesthetically support a third dimension.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I don't think U2's music can aesthetically support a third dimension.

Ooh-fucking-er! A dictionary/thesaurus, and some smart pills, for breakfast this morning Popey!?

U2's "music" canny support a 1st dimension never mind a turd.*

(*Irish for "third".)

Not sure it will be on round here. I would certianly go though. Brilliant live show, despite the singer being a bit of a plonker.

Disgusting, mocking and excluding people who have no stereo vision. REALLY caring bongo you heartless cunt.

Upset of Bangor.

As much as I like U2, I won't go see it simply because there will be no DVD. I know it sounds silly, but I'll be bitter if I like it and can't own it.

I have that BONGO geezer. Thinks he can tell us about world issues because he has sold a few records.

SHUT UP BONIO

Digi Mike wrote: I have that BONGO geezer.

Let him go, Mike.

The U2 in concert in 3D?

Aren't all live concerts already in 3D

So all the concert, just not the busy parking lots, old geezers puking from too much beer behind ya

This is worse than the packaging then repackaging of compilations by NO

Ever noticed that the amount of "punch me I'm a pretentious cunt"-ness exuded by Hedge is inversely proportional to his distance from Bongo Cocks?

I may mail U2's management and ask if they would consider making a movie and saying "one legged people keep out" or "mastectomy patients are not welcome". Cos apparently a movie that requires 2 perfectly functional and syncronized eyes IS OK.

Bongo:heartless discriminator against the partially sighted.

Doctor? wrote:

...Bongo:heartless discriminator against the partially sighted.

Bongo:heartless discriminator against the two eared with full hearing.

Doctor?: Descriminating against people who only like to read each wiseass comment once on any messageboard thread.

an excellent point, eloquently made.

EDIT... TWO excellent points, eloquently made.

EDIT EDIT: both my eyes work fine(ish, with glasses) but while my left eye is open, my right is sort of switched out. Mates used to REALLY fuck me off with those autostereograms (that's magic eye pictures to the commoner), there's no fuckin way I'm seeing them, gits.

And now back to our scheduled topic, Bongo, our part in his downfall.......

he actually makes my flesh creep.

Doctor? wrote:

And now back to our scheduled topic, Bongo, our part in his downfall.......

he actually makes my flesh creep.

We really don't need to be informed on how Bongo gives you a hard-on there Cambo... a little more info than I really need while drinkin' my morning coffee

Ledysman wrote:

And there will be no DVD release.

Thank God for mercy.

Doctor? wrote: Ever noticed that the amount of "punch me I'm a pretentious cunt"-ness exuded by Hedge is inversely proportional to his distance from Bongo Cocks?

I may mail U2's management and ask if they would consider making a movie and saying "one legged people keep out" or "mastectomy patients are not welcome". Cos apparently a movie that requires 2 perfectly functional and syncronized eyes IS OK.

Bongo:heartless discriminator against the partially sighted.

as far as i'm aware, having only one working eye will not prevent you from being able to see the film.

Aries wrote: As much as I like U2, I won't go see it simply because there will be no DVD. I know it sounds silly, but I'll be bitter if I like it and can't own it.

do you only ever go to concerts that are being filmed for dvds then?

hibster wrote:

Aries wrote: As much as I like U2, I won't go see it simply because there will be no DVD. I know it sounds silly, but I'll be bitter if I like it and can't own it.

do you only ever go to concerts that are being filmed for dvds then?

Or go to see films that have no DVD availability, for that matter?