Flying Suit/Birthday Suit

Nudist Airline

Those crazy Germans are at it again.

"A German travel agent has come up with the ultimate in no-frills flying - a charter flight for passengers who want to fly naked. Naturist holidays are particularly popular among east Germans, who like nothing better than to stretch out on a beach in the nude. "The flight can be enjoyed as God intended," said OssiUrlaub, a company specialising in selling to holidaymakers from the former east. "For the first time, passengers in Germany can fly completely in the nude.""

Surely if God had intended us to fly he would have gievn us all tickets?

WHERE would you put the ticket though?

Huh. I'm not sure I'd want to seen middle aged people in the buff. East Germans still are weird.

Are the trolley dollys naked as well though?

Snorri xxx

No. Pilots and cabin crew will remain clothed "for security reasons".

The HomeOffice will mandate this as an anti terror measure on all UK flights.

Since there's only one place to hide the bomb, just lift anyone walking funny.

Can't any of you fucking read?

They won't be taking their clothes off until they're on board the aeroplane.

That means that they'll all have their clothes on walking through security.

Of course you couldn't insist that people walk naked around the airport.

Honestly!

I shudder to think how that would work, it's bad enough on planes with people putting their crotch or arse in your face while putting bags in the overhead lockers.

That's your favourite thing about flying!

I've already booked on it. Aisle seat

I don't know why but when see a naked person getting up off their seat, there's always a wet spot on the seat. Now if it's on the airplane, fuck it's gonna be a little better than an ape zoo.

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:barf:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I don't know why but when see a naked person getting up off their seat, there's always a wet spot on the seat. Now if it's on the airplane, fuck it's gonna be a little better than an ape zoo.

I thought something similar, but I was wondering what material are the seats gonna be... cloth for comfort and maximum sweat absorbtion/retention -or- vinyl for easy hose down?

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How many naked people do you see getting off seats?

After Queen shot the video for Bicycle Race, which is basically a load of naked women cycling around a track, they returned all the bikes to the shop where they'd hired them from. When the short-sighted shop owners saw the video, they insisted that Queen paid to have all the bicycle seats replaced.

It's a fact of life that people, especially women, leak a bit. I would expect that the company who is operating this aircraft would put some sort of removable cover on the aircraft seats for the naked flights. These could be washed, or more likely disposed of (on Ebay probably), after each journey.

Novelty gimmick,to put 'bums' on seats? They hav'nt really considered the valid bumjuice aftermath concerns voiced here have they? And those nervous flyers who sweat like smackheads at the chemist's? Does'nt bear thing about.

When they come round with the DUTY FREES,where you going to swipe your card?

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Ally Peesha wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I don't know why but when see a naked person getting up off their seat

How many naked people do you see getting off seats?

Thats what i was thinking as well