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apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.the I-TIT will cost £499or £599 depending on cup size.this has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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oh.

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What sizes do they come in and how much music do they store?

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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: What sizes do they come in and how much music do they store?

You can store the entire Cure back catalogue in the 38EEs, I imagine...

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Or just opt for their 'good' stuff on the 32As... :evil4:

Snorri xxx

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79 order wrote: apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.the I-TIT will cost £499or £599 depending on cup size.this has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

er...

Do you have plans of getting one for yourself??

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Indeed!

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79 order wrote: this has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men

In relationships, in arguments, each is always complaining, complaining about t' other pushin buttons..

Seen this. Enter the correct code to disarm Cat. At the Cat Cafe Calico in Tokyo, pushing the right buttons can render Ichigo..

Is one of the Cafes that offers customers Cats to play w/ as they drink Tea. Ace.

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14 K wrote: At the Cat Cafe Calico in Tokyo, pushing the right buttons can render Ichigo..

ichigo = strawberry

What do Strawberries have to do with this cat, and supposedly puching in a code???:confused2:

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