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Somebody linked to this video at another site, and all I can say is fuck me, how do I get that time backi...I feel dirty now...I can see it, I get to the pearly gates, and everything else in my life can be forgiven, but when they see I watched this video...I'm sent to hell for all eternity....

Sooooo, are there any others that you kids consider to be worse....

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Just about anything by James Bl(c)unt... And Liar by NO... That's proper shite...

Snorri xxx

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Snorrimon wrote: Just about anything by James Bl(c)unt... And Liar by NO... That's proper shite...

Snorri xxx

Classics compared to the song I posted...

now go hit yourself Snorri...

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I never actually listened to it... You made it seem so awful... And a little bit dirty... I will chastise myself immedately... :whip:

Snorri xxx

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Any particular version, Mike?

Snorri xxx

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if you type "top worst songs of all time" on your search engines, you'll be linked to lots of lists.

notoriously missing from those lists:

Jumpin' The Saddle - The Curly Shuffle

anyway, i can't stand these songs:

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song Venga Boys - We Like To Party Black Eyed Peas - My Humps, Where Is The Love songs by Hooters and the Blowjob Fish

and a number of novelty songs (I can't remember, or should I say, I don't want to remember all of them)

Indeed!

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That looks like a video promised to girls a producer tricked into doing porns shoots....

but the worst song ever is this one. I thhought the lyrics were bad enough in the 70s, but at least the female singers were kinda hot then.... it's just even creepier when they look like middle-aged evangelicals. Thanks Oprah for that one:

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Yellow by Coldshite

:barf:

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The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: if you type "top worst songs of all time" on your search engines, you'll be linked to lots of lists.

notoriously missing from those lists:

Jumpin' The Saddle - The Curly Shuffle

anyway, i can't stand these songs:

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song Venga Boys - We Like To Party Black Eyed Peas - My Humps, Where Is The Love songs by Hooters and the Blowjob Fish

and a number of novelty songs (I can't remember, or should I say, I don't want to remember all of them)

Indeed!

I like most of those. Sometimes it is good to like good fun harmless crap.

I nominate anything by Heino and I'll spare you him by not posting a Tube.

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Anything by Kaiser Chiefs

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Anything by James Blunt and Mika :sick:

:smoking:

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That Jump Around Song.

The song of satan himself.

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'streets of London' by Ralph Mctell. Failing that,anything by Phil Collins.

utter shite.

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Anything & everything by the beatles

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darran clarke wrote: Anything & everything by the beatles

The Beatles are the greatest band of all time.

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Heath Ledger's ACCIDENTAL Overdose (as if) wrote:

I agree, this is truly very very bad. Production is very lame and unoriginal. The girls have no charisma whatsoever. Not even funny or jingle like. Is this suppossed to be a dance song? A pop song? Is this suppossed to be a D-list Spice Girl imitation? Makes "I'm too sexy" seem like a masterpiece of pop culture.

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Anything by Whitney Houston, Br(sh)itney Spears, Bon Jovi, ...

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Anything by Level 4-fuckin-2 :nonono:

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jeje....what a crap Jeff i haven't seen it before, what kind of websites are you visiting, but is not worse than baby girl by Aqua :banghead:

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EdelBrock wrote: That looks like a video promised to girls a producer tricked into doing porns shoots....

but the worst song ever is this one. I thhought the lyrics were bad enough in the 70s, but at least the female singers were kinda hot then.... it's just even creepier when they look like middle-aged evangelicals. Thanks Oprah for that one:

:laugh: It's much better sung by Ron Burgundy!

Yeah my vote goes for the aforementioned "No Way" by VANILLA,closely followed by Terry Jacks' "Seasons In The Sun".Cringeworthy.

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What/Who is that?

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Andrès wrote: jeje....what a crap Jeff i haven't seen it before, what kind of websites are you visiting, but is not worse than baby girl by Aqua :banghead:

It's BARBIE Girl, not Baby Girl!:banghead:

Damn columbians!:angry:

but you are right, its is one of the crappiest songs ever created... what's bad is I know the lyrics:blackeye:

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That big yellow taxi song, pave paradise put up a parking lot, I detest it :angry:

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'American Pie' by Don McLean

Ridiculous lyrics, annoying voice, goes on for ages and ages and ages, and yet people think its a work of genius

:nonono:

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No I give you Bear Force 1

There is bad disco then there is bad GAY disco

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'love shack'. oh god, even writing it physically pains me a little.

that and 'shiny happy fucking idiots'.

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Deeply Dippy

SHUG don't you Dare say a WORD:laugh:

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That fcuking "Princely Racket" or whatever it was called song from early/mid 90s.aRGHHHHHHH! 2 Princes was it called? dunno but what was the point of it? Awful

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Spin Doctors... Crap... :nonono:

Snorri xxx

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I still don't believe any of you have outdone that vid I posted...

maybe that fucking annoying frog creature thing...

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Heath Ledger's ACCIDENTAL Overdose (as if) wrote: I still don't believe any of you have outdone that vid I posted...

maybe that fucking annoying frog creature thing...

Right, you've been outdone.

Still amazed this got to No 1 in UK.

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EdelBrock wrote:

bloody hell, i love 'afternoon delight' by the starland vocal band!

and i have the 'barbie girl' CD single, as well.

the worst song EVER:

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Hello CHRISTY:D

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SHED wrote: Hello CHRISTY:D

hello there, cutie pie! :wink:

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I forgot these nominations:

"Run" by Shit Patrol "Chasing Cars" by Shit Patrol Teenage fucking Kicks. :nonono: Golden Touch by Razorshite Stairway to Fucking Heaven, or indeed anything by Led Zeppelin Chelsea f'n Dagger- bet you're all looking forward to this Saturday week? "Run Wild" by some band who used to be alright until they flushed there talent and legacy down the toilet. Sweet Child Of Mine God Save the Queen- thats the UK National Anthem Version (although Sex Pistols version isnt much better)

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AgentWood wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

bloody hell, i love 'afternoon delight' by the starland vocal band!

and i have the 'barbie girl' CD single, as well.

Can we please ban Woodsy just for admitting this debatchury! : pitchfork: (damn we need a 'townsfolk lynching' smilie)

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EdelBrock wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

bloody hell, i love 'afternoon delight' by the starland vocal band!

and i have the 'barbie girl' CD single, as well.

Can we please ban Woodsy just for admitting this debatchury! : pitchfork: (damn we need a 'townsfolk lynching' smilie)

erm...hell no...it's a great song...especially when Ron Burgandy and the rest of his crew sing it in Anchorman!

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Alright I've got one for yous...

The mere thought of this song makes me want to wretch and strangle myself.

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pretty much all screw,tejano, and elevator music.

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EdelBrock wrote:

It's BARBIE Girl, not Baby Girl!:banghead:

Damn columbians!:angry:

but you are right, its is one of the crappiest songs ever created... what's bad is I know the lyrics:blackeye:

Jhon you are wrong....Colombians, not Columbians :p

Damn Americans :laugh:

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bohemian rhapsody

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Either anything by LIARS or LWTUA's cover by Paul Young.

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fckin' hell, being forced to endure Fergilicious this afternoon made me want to stick a drumstick in my ear. :nonono:

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Beyond Good And Evil wrote: fckin' hell, being forced to endure Fergilicious this afternoon made me want to stick a drumstick in my ear. :nonono:

Don't be a hater, she's just trying to teach kids how to spell...

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Anything by Cindy Daniel, a very crappy french canadian singer. Grrr! Or anything by Ima, another french canadian singer.

Uncle Liam wrote: I forgot these nominations:

"Run" by Shit Patrol "Chasing Cars" by Shit Patrol

It hate hearing their songs on commercial radio stations:angry: I mean it sounds all weird to me...I hate that Chasing Cars song too. But Run is still good for me though.

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Snorrimon wrote: And Liar by NO... That's proper shite...

I actually love that song... my favorite track in Side Two (cassette tape) of Republic.

Indeed!

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