.... latest reports say that its because there is a woman on board. Looks like you'll be packing your bags for Aberdeen again Martin.
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James Thomas wrote: .... latest reports say that its because there is a woman on board. Looks like you'll be packing your bags for Aberdeen again Martin.
I don't fucking think so, mate!
PS [Obligatory Rude Bit]: DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT I'D LIKE TO LICK YOUR ANUS???????????????????
Apparently it happened because the woman told someone that she'd dreamt there was a bomb on board and somehow that got turned into a rumour that there actualy was one. Anyone else hear that?
Miss Disco wrote: Apparently it happened because the woman told someone that she'd dreamt there was a bomb on board and somehow that got turned into a rumour that there actualy was one. Anyone else hear that?
Yup. Going to jail for having a dream. Nothing Orwellian about that, nope, doesn't sound like the thought police at all. Gosh, I'm glad we're free to be arrested for our dreams.
That's like trying to swallow a spanner.
Either there's more to the story than that or she's out now.
We're not quite in 1984 yet.
Reverend Big wrote: That's like trying to swallow a spanner.
Either there's more to the story than that or she's out now.
We're not quite in 1984 yet.
Doubt they'd boot her off if she could swallow a spanner.
You'd be surprised. That sort of thing is strictly 
offshore.
(Assuming you're not literally talking about actually injesting a spanner, in which case the Heath and Safety at work act would apply)
