Personal ads....:love2:

you know,the 'lonely hearts' page,

we were having a laugh at one of these in work the other night,when we spotted this one in the'men seeking men' section...( )

Man 60,seeks older man 65+,to share interest in lingerie

Laugh? I nearly pished my French knickers!

Man 60,seeks older man 65+,to share interest in lingerie

Apparently Beatles generation loners.

Hey, I guess even 60 year men can want a sugar daddy

Gazman wrote: you know,the 'lonely hearts' page,

we were having a laugh at one of these in work the other night,when we spotted this one in the'men seeking men' section...( )

Man 60,seeks older man 65+,to share interest in lingerie

Laugh? I nearly pished my French knickers!

So you ticked almost all of the boxes Gaz...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Gazman wrote: you know,the 'lonely hearts' page,

we were having a laugh at one of these in work the other night,when we spotted this one in the'men seeking men' section...( )

Man 60,seeks older man 65+,to share interest in lingerie

Laugh? I nearly pished my French knickers!

So you ticked almost all of the boxes Gaz...

Snorri xxx

Nothing wrong in liking old men in sussies Snorri..:barf:

Funny, I came across an article via bloglines yesterday about the sexual activity of seniors in nursing homes. she's gotta have it, no doubt.

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Beyond Good And Evil wrote: Funny, I came across an article via bloglines yesterday about the sexual activity of seniors in nursing homes. she's gotta have it, no doubt.

Good article, then?

no, not that good, comrade, your mileage may vary of course.....:D

How about this one:-

Mad Professor seeks woman with weapons grade plutonium with view to a BIG BANG

And:-

Rocket Mick seeks liberal minded woman, must have duster and doc martins

7 7 7 wrote: And:-

Rocket Mick seeks liberal minded woman, must have duster and doc martins

Docs are SO last CENTURY......i wear STAN SMITH's pumps!

Another one..

22 year old cross dressing M,seeks M 25+,to treat me like a lady

Laugh?

I nearly pished my thong!

Some from the Press and Journal:

Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08

Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03

Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82 .

Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41

Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more Box 84/87

Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32

Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45

Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b*****d living in a damp cottage in the a*** end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27

Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07

Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41

Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm

Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82

Thats mine

Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill,

That clubs whats known as a 'stab inn', dodgy to say the least...