got a mate called steve austin anyone else got any mates wiv famous names? one lad in accrington called micheal caine police broke up a fight in town he was involved in asked his name 3 or 4 times but thought he was taking piss and thru him in back of the meat van and carted him off:)
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Someone who worked for the same company as me was (and I presume still is) called Naomi Campbell.
apparently she ended up going on the game, as they say.
I also went to school with someone called Dave Allen. And apparently there was a Dave Allen who was an Irish comedian. I didnt think he was that funny. But he was a damn sight funnier that Dara O Brian.
We had a young man named Michael Jackson at one of the Targets that I worked at...
poor kid...
Used to have a regional sales manager called Jack Lord. I got made redundant not long after I made a tape of the Hawaii 5-0 theme music and distributed it amongst the sales reps. He didnt find it amusing, as we sped off in our company cars, hunting sales, blaring it out of our stereos, doing canoe actions out of our windows.
friend of mine's father is named Steve Austin..........and his wife's dad's name is Steve Martin, a bit unlikely pairing.
When I was in Boot Camp we had a guy with the last name of Rambo (have no idea what his first name was as we don't use first names).... It was hiliarious listenng to the DIs yell at him... Best memory was when we were outside the Mess Hall after eating, waiting in formation for the order to move. Rambo spit on the ground, and a DI came up to him, in a comforting tone said, "Well, we don't want to leave anything of ours around after we leave. Isn't that yours?" pointing at the puddle of spit on the concrete.... "Well, pick it up and put it in your pocket, don't want to forget something like that now do we?" ..... I still laugh my arse off thinking about him trying to pick up all the spit off the concret, put it in his pocket, all the while two other DIs came around screaming at him![]()
When I worked for the DSS in Harrogate there was one 'client' of ours who had changed his name to Tyler Durden.
Trustafarian cunts.
David Bowie and Christopher Biggins were in my year at high school. I play five-a-sides with Paul O'Grady (and he's a dirty bastard).
worked with a chap called james bond,, everytime he was late for a meeting it was,, its o.k james we saw the helicopters so we knew you were around,, etc ,etc.
ive never met anyone quite like you,
Snorrimon wrote: ...and don't forget Burt Reynolds...
Snorri xxx
but isn't his real name Cock Face???
The Phil Collins lad, that was his real fucking name!
Luke and Matt Goss, Patsy Kensit, David Walliams, Martin Freeman,
Best of all: Peter Hook (lives just round the corner) My mum used to teach him - honestly!
I used to be in a band with a Phil Collins. Strange but true.
Also worked with an Alex Ferguson, a Helen Chamberlain and a Sam Fox!
Tim wrote: I used to be in a band with a Phil Collins. Strange but true.
YOU WERE IN GENESIS TIM!![]()
EdelBrock wrote:
Tim wrote: I used to be in a band with a Phil Collins. Strange but true.
YOU WERE IN GENESIS TIM!
Tim's real name is Peter Fucking Gabriel...
I guess you didn't know..