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It's well hot out there! Just been into town for my job seeker's allowance interview which i won't now need as i've just had a phonecall got a job and am starting next Monday (Phew!).What a scorcher!! Just got home and my Control DVD has arrived in the post.Too hot to stay indoors and watch it though.Gonna slap on the factor 8 and get some sun 
How's about you? 
Good news Johnny 
It really is gorgeous outside, if I didn't have a raging hangover I'd burst into song right now
The sound of lawnmowers being cranked up and the smell of barbeques cooking out there wheh hey! 
It's cold in London today - we actually had groundfrost this morning. That's unheard of.
Saturday was a scorcher though. Wandered out in jumper and shirt for some brekky, walked a good ten yards, then went back home to get changed into a t-shirt. Luvverly.
Luton was even warm too! 
Frosty early this morning, but lovely and sunny and warm all day... Spent all day in the garden, creating a rather nice seating area and finally put my swing chair together...
Snorri xxx
Scraping ice off the windscreen this morning,foggy till midday,then glorious sunshine til sunset..I shit you not! Whatever happened to the seasons?
More pressingly,whatever happened to me getting regular skin on skin? Nuts are chocca,I'm gunna have to make an effort..Or be one of those Celebacies.:Hic:
Snorrimon wrote: Frosty early this morning, but lovely and sunny and warm all day... Spent all day in the garden, creating a rather nice seating area and finally put my swing chair together...
Snorri xxx
Your garden sounds lovely..apart from the swing chair!
Boatraceface wrote:
Your garden sounds lovely..apart from the swing chair!
Aye but I bet you'd be the first one on it at Snorri's barbie! You'd have to fight me though. I'd probably be the first one there
Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Your garden sounds lovely..apart from the swing chair!
Aye but I bet you'd be the first one on it at Snorri's barbie! You'd have to fight me though. I'd probably be the first one there
Reading between the lines,you just want an effin push,don't you? I know your sort.Take,take,take...It's turn eachers,ok.
I'm imagining it's one of those lacey,white,fluffy hazy girlie deals anyway...so obviously i'll be getting tore into the rare steaks on the Barbie and and leaving all that to Jeff..If it's a 2 seater i'll sit on your knee,under protest ok? Best I can do! I've got a neanderthal image to preserve after all.
Boatraceface wrote:
Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Your garden sounds lovely..apart from the swing chair!
Aye but I bet you'd be the first one on it at Snorri's barbie! You'd have to fight me though. I'd probably be the first one there
Reading between the lines,you just want an effin push,don't you? I know your sort.Take,take,take...It's turn eachers,ok.
I'm imagining it's one of those lacey,white,fluffy hazy girlie deals anyway...so obviously i'll be getting tore into the rare steaks on the Barbie and and leaving all that to Jeff..If it's a 2 seater i'll sit on your knee,under protest ok? Best I can do! I've got a neanderthal image to preserve after all.
It's okay - it's a three-seater and it's made of metal - not a frill in sight... And what makes yous think you'll get an invite anyways? 
Snorri xxx
Boatraceface wrote: More pressingly,whatever happened to me getting regular skin on skin? Nuts are chocca,I'm gunna have to make an effort..
The woman in the apartment above me was getting some intense skin on skin last night, from the sounds of it.
The lad didn't last long, mind.
Five minutes, tops. But while he lasted, you could hear her carrying on something fierce through the concrete walls anal...I mean an' all.
I could give you her address, but that's probably more effort than you have in mind...
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: The woman in the apartment above me was getting some intense skin on skin last night, from the sounds of it.
I so know what you mean...
I often hear the woman who lives next door, the woman who lives downstairs and sometimes, the woman upstairs, yeehee! 
When Anger Shows wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: The woman in the apartment above me was getting some intense skin on skin last night, from the sounds of it.
I so know what you mean...
I just left this ! I am so happy in my new place !!! A century and a half house made of stone. I almost forget I have neighbors. In the véranda temperatures raise more than 30C°, 34.2C° at the very moment.
So, no more porn every two days on working days and two or three times per day on week-ends. No more divorcing couple with noisy kids on the other side... No more shitty music. My ex-neighbor (the mighty porn actor) uses to play guitar. Four tracks only, in two years, always out of key. Not an electric one, a normal one. And, say, he better shags than he plays guitar.
I left all these noisy cunts behind... No more local cop who thinks he's Harry and kicks her wife on the other side of the street. No more spoiled kids in front of us. No more stupid dogs who bark every second. No more the smell of burning merguez. Blimey ! I feel so light with all these people out of my life. And no sign of neighborhood blues so far.
I will get a cup of tea and a 
, just to enjoy my sunbathing in the veranda...
February 15th...
Chris Nash wrote: Jiphy, what time did you say the party was starting?
something like, yes...
On my way home from the office yesterday, there were 20 or so parasails going on the lake...
just in case you gotta ask...
Jeff, are you trying to imply that you took that photo of the paragliders you saw, or are you simply taking the piss? That picture is clearly taken from a travel brochure from the 1970s and was probably taken somewhere in the Istrian Peninsular. The boat is clearly of an obsolete style and it's draught suggests that it is sitting in salt water and not in a freshwater lake as you suggest. Furthermore, anyone paragliding at this time of year would wear a wetsuit and the markings, beacons and safety equipment in evidence on the boat would render it illegal to use in the US under present legislation.
How dare you come on here with your lies and false boasts? I'm now beginning to doubt other things you've said on here.
Jem wrote: you mean you don't live in a ghetto?
Tex in da hood
Ghetto??? Dear God no, we're so uppity where I live, we don't even let Mexicans WORK here...and the black folks get pulled over just for DRIVING through our neighborhood...
come to think of it...the coppers harassed me the first couple of months I lived here!!!
I reckon they hate EVERYONE...
Reverend Big wrote: Jeff, are you trying to imply that you took that photo of the paragliders you saw, or are you simply taking the piss? That picture is clearly taken from a travel brochure from the 1970s and was probably taken somewhere in the Istrian Peninsular. The boat is clearly of an obsolete style and it's draught suggests that it is sitting in salt water and not in a freshwater lake as you suggest. Furthermore, anyone paragliding at this time of year would wear a wetsuit and the markings, beacons and safety equipment in evidence on the boat would render it illegal to use in the US under present legislation.
How dare you come on here with your lies and false boasts? I'm now beginning to doubt other things you've said on here.
erm...the picture was just the first example I could find...
I shall endeavor to do better research next time...
mea culpa...
Jiphy wrote:
When Anger Shows wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: The woman in the apartment above me was getting some intense skin on skin last night, from the sounds of it.
I so know what you mean...
I just left this ! I am so happy...
Tell me about it. Those muffled sounds of a woman in the throes of passion can be quite annoying.
So I bought a cement bit, and drilled a hole through the concrete floor separating our apartments.
Problem solved.
