I've Been Called Some Things In My Time

If there's 40 miles in it then that's like calling me a Scouser

My mate is called Two Rivers because that was his response every time someone called him a Geordie: "There's two fucking rivers between me and the Geordies!"

Reverend Big wrote: If there's 40 miles in it then that's like calling me a Scouser

My mate is called Two Rivers because that was his response every time someone called him a Geordie: "There's two fucking rivers between me and the Geordies!"

He's right. I can't tell the difference between Mackems and Geordies myself.. Mackems speak like they have had their brains kicked out,and Geordies speak like,erm,they have had their brains kicked out.. The berds sound kinda sexy tho,strangely..

Ive never been called anything nasty,

cos im an all round good guy

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Gazman wrote: Ive never been called anything nasty,

cos im an all round good guy

As if...you're a bigger cunt than I am!

Thanks,call me more,

im getting a 'semi' here...

Boatraceface wrote: ,they have had their brains kicked out.. The berds sound kinda sexy tho,strangely..

That's cos, "buy us a packet o chips and you can come on me face" sounds sexy in any accent.

I got called a smelly cunt last week, ironically by an obese West African.

Perhaps using deodorant is regarded as wrong over there.

Once got called a WORK ALCoHLIC I had had a LONG lunch break.:D Went down well just like 7 pints in the hour!

But my dad used to say..."Your a good act but you go on too LONG". We NEVER spoke again.

A mate called me ROCKET MICK cause i listened to BOWIE all the time and had just had a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.He said i was like MAJOR TOM and was"floating in my tin can" and was OUT of it. The name kinda stuck and the BREAKDOWNs got easier to handle!

Burt Reynolds wrote: I got called a smelly cunt last week, ironically by an obese West African.

Perhaps using deodorant is regarded as wrong over there.

Well an all-over spray down with anti-perspirant and a quick jog accross the savanah should sort you with your answer.

(so will passing a metal detector that can "see" aluminium over your pits)

Boatraceface wrote:

Reverend Big wrote: If there's 40 miles in it then that's like calling me a Scouser

My mate is called Two Rivers because that was his response every time someone called him a Geordie: "There's two fucking rivers between me and the Geordies!"

He's right. I can't tell the difference between Mackems and Geordies myself.. Mackems speak like they have had their brains kicked out,and Geordies speak like,erm,they have had their brains kicked out.. The berds sound kinda sexy tho,strangely..

my brother in law is a mackem from stanley and when we go up there and he starts talking about football my girlfriend keeps saying to him - 'your a newcastle fan aint you?'.he just looks devastated. bloody women she will get it right eventually

was called a "bully" by an incompetent coworker, one who thinks he knows everything but in sad reality doesn't, I don't suffer idiots at work too kindly I'll say.

he's a jehovah witness, so he thinks he knows everything ANYWAY, the day my grandfather died a couple of years ago, he chose to dwell on some past grievance and not commiserate with my loss.

I think Malcolm McClaren and John Lydon have a better relationship than this one....

My dad, when infurriated, used say 'you're just a Punk' (emphasising the 'P' with a bit of unintentional spit). He'd say it in such a manner that he really hoped it would hit me close to the bone.... but I only laughed inside wondering if there was ever a time that the word 'punk' infuriated people like a racist word might?

good- Ridiculously hot

bad- unemotional robot

amusing- crazy bitch (as in this song)