What is it with fucking football commentators?
He just about kept that out, he just about got the ball, he just about scored.
He DID or he fucking didnae you stupid cunts.
THAT'S BETTER.
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Shug wrote: What is it with fucking football commentators?
He just about kept that out, he just about got the ball, he just about scored.
He DID or he fucking didnae you stupid cunts.
THAT'S BETTER.
Because if the commentators were on the field, it would be.
"I kept that out, I got the ball, I scored.
I DID or I fucking didnae, poor me."
When two aeroplanes fly or drive closer to one another than they intended to it's always referred to as a near miss. Well that's shit isn't it? If you nearly miss something then haven't you hit it? They should call them near hits if they only nearly hit one another and near misses if they don't.
Our local paper was campaigning to have joyriders renamed griefriders because they don't cause joy they just cause grief.
I started my own campaign to change the name of that particular newspaper to attention seeking whore.
