Suck My Dick Fuck Face
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Where's Cambo?
Isn't that a SEA Bass creeping onto the bottom of the bill for £12.50 (bargain!)
They even call it that in Staffs too!!! 
Excellent that the BBC have included a link to the restaurant's website.
I'd be more, rather than less inclined to visit the place after reading that.
Women-only groups should not be allowed in restaurants. Women are generally noisy and uncouth without men to keep them calm. Restaurants should be places for men to relax. How dare they complain to the staff, who've worked very hard for several hours.
Those women were indeed fuck faces 
Reverend Big wrote: Excellent that the BBC have included a link to the restaurant's website.
I'd be more, rather than less inclined to visit the place after reading that.
Women-only groups should not be allowed in restaurants. Women are generally noisy and uncouth without men to keep them calm. Restaurants should be places for men to relax. How dare they complain to the staff, who've worked very hard for several hours.
Those women were indeed fuck faces
I quite agree. But do they suck dick??
They shouldn't have waited to be asked.
I feel sorry for the men. Left on their own while their women go out and run up huge restaurant bills, spending all the housekeeping money that the men have earned.
Women 
I like how the resturaunt owner didn't apologize for writing it, but that the customers saw it.... it was only intended for the cooks, so they could jizz in their meal.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
I'd also like some compensation
So would a kick to the fanny suffice?
Have you ever thought of setting up a restaurant, Jeff?
You could call it Kickinda Biff.
Reverend Big wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
I'd also like some compensation
So would a kick to the fanny suffice?
Have you ever thought of setting up a restaurant, Jeff?
You could call it Kickinda Biff.
What, you mean like actual work?
Are you fucking insane?
No get women to do all the cooking and cleaning and carrying stuff. You could just kick any customers who played up and, you know, weren't men.
that's fucking brilliant...
I hadn't considered it...
I wonder if the government will give me a small business loan???
what was that name again???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I think I might even go with topless waitstaff...
You kickin' them in da biff topless would be much more entertaining though
Jeff, I can whip those topless chicas, if you give me the job. We'll get all the San Antonio fuckfaces, guaranteed!!@!!!!
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what's the plan... bribe the border patrol?
Hmm this thread is coming along nicely.
What's on the menu at Jeff's diner then?
Stella, natch. And pies. And sea bass (battered with chips). And cream of sum yung gai?
Anything else.
Rev Big wrote: Hmm this thread is coming along nicely.
What's on the menu at Jeff's diner then?
Stella, natch. And pies. And sea bass (battered with chips). And cream of sum yung gai?
Anything else.
Else? Forgot my sperm in sum yung gai.
FUCK!
I went to google and come up with the final clinching proof that Sea Bass is a lie.
It seems I have lost.
Both the food standards agency and the first fishing site I looked at (this is regooglesearch after all) had "or Sea Bass" mentioned.
The septics have won this one, but I'll get 'em next time you'll sea (sea what I did there).
So I suspect I owe that Jarvis bloke some form of apology, which I hereby offer.
It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong.
And an even bigger man to twat the smug bastard in the kipper and tell everyone else in the room that they can expect the same if they start coming that bastard like mr broken-nose cod face here, then go down the pub and tell everyone that you'd said it was sea bass all along and that you'd tried to reason with him but some people just need teaching a lesson knoworramean?
Doctor? wrote: The septics have won this one, but I'll get 'em next time you'll sea (sea what I did there).
Eh? I still don't see why you think the Yanks are to blame here?!
The Engerlish invented fish, the word 'sea' and probably the word 'bass' shirley?
If it wasn't for our fine cuisine they'd still be running around stuffing their faces with peasant food from Italy and Germany!
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor? wrote: The septics have won this one, but I'll get 'em next time you'll sea (sea what I did there).
Eh? I still don't see why you think the Yanks are to blame here?!
The Engerlish invented fish, the word 'sea' and probably the word 'bass' shirley?
If it wasn't for our fine cuisine they'd still be running around stuffing their faces with peasant food from Italy and Germany!
Right on all counts, BUT....
There once was only bass, a few sub-species, but, in these fine Islands,where as you rightly point out, we invented, fish, and indeed seppos, since there was no freshwater fish called bass, there was never a need for the specificatatory "sea".
Then those moron dogfucker offspring of the shite off Britain's streets, sent there as tabacco farmers, mis-identified a load of North American Perch as "bass". I believe, like perch, they are fucking rancid, muddy sludge with bones (so I am told, but I've eaten Conger so I'd believe fresh fish can be so unpseakable UUUGGGHHH!!!!), so in order to get them to eat the noble turfmaster that is the marine bass (see what I did there?), the specificatory prefix "sea" became required.
Somehow it has backwashed into the mother tongue, like a lady with cholera might do during a spot of oral.
I am dismayed. So should you be.
It's their fault, it's almost always their fault
