The Brits on ITV From 8pm

Lifetime achievement award for Sir Paul McCartney.

A bit of a pot and a kiss from Kylie for devoting his entire life to making music people rich.

And his Mrs gets millions of pounds for four years service to him.

You do the math

Celtic v Barcelona 19.45. Skysports Xtra.

GlasVegas wrote: Celtic v Barcelona 19.45. Skysports Xtra.

You not going then Grahame? The game is on Sky One and Sky Sports 2 interactive. Prediction - 2-1 Celtic. Mon the Hoops.

John Sludden wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: Celtic v Barcelona 19.45. Skysports Xtra.

You not going then Grahame? The game is on Sky One and Sky Sports 2 interactive. Prediction - 2-1 Celtic. Mon the Hoops.

I gave my ticket to my Dad cos I was supposed to be back in Ireland this week. I aint, so it's off down the pub! Celtic 1 Barca 0. Hail hail amigo.

Mika is not a performer I admire very much.

Kelly's got a big face.

I just spilled a cup of coffee, I will watch that seap into the carpet and dry out, sounds much better.

Is the UK dumbing down? You decide......... They rename the British Phonographic Industry Awards, "the brits".

Hmmmmmmm. NOW I know what all those greenblooded countrymen of mine were on about all those years. Brits out, Brits out

EDIT: presumably the British Pornograhic Industry Awards are to be renamed "the dicks".

Not a great fan but Any Wiheheads got a proper natural fantastic voice.........

Rev Big wrote: Kelly's got a big face.

Big gash 'n' all.........allegedly

N Sir Ian Mckellen is a proper chap.....And he's a LAncashire lad to boot...Although he's a fuckin Dingle

The whole thing makes me nostalgic for the antics of Jarvis Cocker and KLF, which I commented on recently. Just seen the BBC News. The fact that respectable reporters can stand there and comment with a straight face and give credibility to such a tawdry pile of wank doesnt surprise me one iota.

I watched the very first one (at least it seemed like the first) in 1979 when i think it was indeed called The British Phonographic Awards.Madness played.

And Paul Mcartney won a lifetime achievement award then too He was 67 in those days

thought the osbournes were wankers, ozzie didt get enough air time and his mrs thought the awards were for her, wasnt she the one swearing at vic reaves

macca was ace though,, even mrs order stayed up for the extra songs on itv2.

when you were young

Bring back Sam Fox* and Mick Fleetwood, more like. Now that WAS car crash TV!! Last night was pretty dull: am bored shitless of the Whitehouse media frenzy but she's still got the fucking tunes (also, when you're that painfully stick thin how do you manage to keep your baps so massive???!). Arctic Monkeys mean nowt to me but they're funny little fuckers, especially when they're pissed, no??

* = I was thinking, actually, about Sam Fox and how much I and every other lad I knew fancied her in her 80s heyday (she was blonde and had massive baps - what more do you when you're 13??!). Anyway, I wonder if I'd have fancied her more or less if I'd known she was a secret sappho???

What does anyone else think???

fleetwood fox even had an autocue

m8 of mine was in a race and sam was due to give the prize to the winner and give out medals to all the runners,, well over 500 entered for the chance of a nosh and sam was er no ! winner only ..until a kick off ensued and sam appologised for the "misunderstanding" and gave eveybody a medal and peck on the cheek,,being a bean flicker made her look even fitter, though now even rocket mick wouldt let her do the dusting bending over.

asexual way before

too RIGHT.

the brits =

old lead nuts wrote: the brits =

Your invite was sent by SMS then?