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He wandered through....

a lonely wood

to go dogging

hoping to see Diggy Mike

he won't be dissapointed

if he can participate

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: if he can participate

he'll bend over...

licking the cooking spoon....

with simmering steam

The door bell rings

The door opens and there stands Beth Ditto...

Snorrimon wrote: The door opens and there stands Beth Ditto...

"fuck me!" she cries.."Ive had compulsory sterilisation done"

...

"and that gaz is a shit shag"

and is a fucking whore

she then realised,she was telling lies...

about the size of Gaz's peter, it is in fact...

tiny

but my fucking GOD he knows what to do with it.

said the actress to the bishop

"I beg to differ" the Bishop replied

As pushed the knife into her chest

He got a hell of a surprise though...

As it was one of those comedy retractable knives...

and the chest was made of mahogany

She then slapped him in the face with her cock...

who then surprised them both by laying an egg

from out of his nose

"who the fuck put that up there?" the cock crowed

which left the parson speechless

but as he turned round..

one of his testicles exploded

meanwhile.... Diggy is still looking for dogging..

but dogging had seen him Digi first..

and here's where the story really starts...

He wandered through..

a roomful of Cure goths and felt like a kid in a sweetshop...

muttering in a low voice 'boys dont cry' eh?

"you big lipstick wearing poofs"

sang Robert Smith to Digi.

Feeling very confused (was he drugged unwittingly earlier by that fiend the Bishop?) and disorientated by all the red lipstick in the fog, he...

went out into a forest to find Charlotte....

He wandered through...

again and again and again ......

and saw Robert Smith taking Johnny up the arse :(

7 7 7 wrote: and saw Robert Smith taking Johnny up the arse :(

Ah Mike's gay fantasy.

"I only want to make you happy Mike" moaned Johnny, in a sexually fulfilled way...

"Ah, but I can never be truly happy" replied Diggy, "until you..."

Dance naked to Blue Monday for me...

with a sport sock on your

..right foot,and a pair of crotchless y fronts on your..

right foot, the toes of which should be painted hot pink and

and corroded in brown sauce..

the bottle being used for OTHER purposes

and they have to be careful, as it's glass, none of that squeezy...

'cos the squeezy aint 'hard' enough to...

"...to make me feel goooood."

Then came the actress asking "have you seen my cock"...?

"...it a looks a bit like the M1..."

"I know a song like that" said Johnny...

old men in ladies lingerie to keep him company until..

..because greasy fingers needed less lube to..

OW! fuckin 'ell Jeff watch that ring...

..oh its yer watch....

... and then he woke up...

and lathered up real nice using

MR SHEEN

Once scrubbed and polished he switched of the shower and stepped into

the ALL MOD cons NEW kitchen

but it was only half finished,so..

and ate half a lunch...

which only took him half an hour...

his monkey to the MILF next door

not realising that the MILF next door,was really a man, in fact...

...it was one half of 80s pop duo Climie Fisher...

and not even the better half

But still it had been a long time since he had...

worn his gimp suit, but not half as long since he...

put on probation for public indecency...

but that was all a mistake, the police officer who arrested him for it was...

...his cock stroked by a marmoset...

...Again!

Meanwhile back viking head quarters...

BIGINOIL, Jarvo and Shug were all plotting...

how they were going to get tickets for the Spice Girls reunion gigs without anybody knowing,but...

that was beside the point...

the really interesting thing was that they....

...were all dressed up as black n white minstrels,offering £40 to anyone that could...

...swallow...

...luckily Jeff was around to...

whilst thinking ".so they want to bang me do they"...

Meanwhile, Gaz was having a quick...

pick at his arse before...

Jeff was gettin extremely excited by this,but...

If only Snorri would wear his rubber laderhosen...

constipated gay boy with piles,but then again...

he does that every day anyway, it's no longer quite the thrill, but...

Jeff still likes it,it brings back memories of...

that was a fraud though, a premiershit team so cheap on ebay,still he...

...must have been pleased, given the fact that he financed the deal by starring in a gay porn movie with...

Jeff 'arse like a Japan flag' al Texani..

and

victim,for..

the type of stuff that shouldn't be mentioned on a thread like this [though it does keep slipping into the R-NC17 area ].

But anyway...

where were we ?

...after half a dinner, and eight half pints, he left looking for...

...as he seemed to have mislaid the bottom half of his own personal dwarf...

a huge overgrown double-sized midget Tesco employee...

caught doing something...

frankly disgusting with...

Ted Bovis, from Hi-de-Hi

and...

a pygmy goat, but...

along came RON the AUSSIE

on his way to bung some shrimps on the barbie, but...

you know that I don't read these threads don't you.

the shrimp isn't called Barbie and for some reason there now seem two of them with the same name. It is easier that way. they could still be the same shrimp.

very similar, but like day and night.

help, I seem to be stuck in Neighbours again.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: bummed some shrimp that he called Barbie...

but whose name was really George...

and said George was a Boy...

but the Scout Leader sadly died from Ich and Dropsy, as well as foreskin rot...

thankfully, and not from Hillary Clinton, who did....

white wee in her face. luckily he missed her hair because...

planning his next post on the 'Add On' thread, which was ironic considering...

He had got his ladybits...

still didnt stop him shooting...

his manfat all over...

...which had just landed on the bird-feeder...

their tiny claws into...

which lay glistening...

while C-3PO sucked on R2-D2's sensitive front extension "arm"...

night of passion with..

a whole possee of Ewoks, who seemed more than happy to...

years later he would look back on this day and....

cry... he missed the Wookie shagging most of all...

a new bumhole telesales department

,the headquarters of which were located...

the workers were permanently wet and a little bit...

the terrible loneliness of their lives and the ultimate futility of their toil. In order to escape the crushing bordeom they...

tried to copy ROcket Mick and his work FREE environment.......

and very nearly succeeded, thanks to winning £40 on the Biggie Lottery, but disaster struck when...

it turned out the Biggie Lottery was corrupt,and...

was actually nothing more than a front for Biggie's criminal empire, which made most of its money by smuggling...

fake £40 notes,most of which were printed by..

a bizarre-looking creature, rumoured to be be from outer-space, but actually living in...

horwich,KNOWN AS agent orange

because most folk in horwich are bizarre looking, Orange knew he/she would blend in,but...

ended up in a blender herself,and got served up at wimbledon by ballboys,who secretly....

jizzed on the tennis balls before...

At the top of their voices,but ...

, if you can call "up to the elbow" just fisting, the loud grunts heard weren't just from the playing of tennis as the judges...

but then everything changed when Johnny pointed that gun at me...

and said...

"once more young man, and you'll feel the length of my truncheon"

with this 0-o went all moist,and then...

so moist, in fact, that he slipped and fell in the puddle...

forgetting to wear their incontinence pants,still...

Sunny was the exception from the mess, as she wasn't there at the time.

Meanwhile at Viking HQ, Shug...

shrugged...

and wished CELTIC had several more POINTS.............

while Rocket Mick hung out at his Shed with Digi and his bottle of brown sauce...

dancing to The Cure's cover of 'Blue Monday',and shaving each others legs because...

it just simply turned them on.

:D