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He wandered through....

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hoping to see Diggy Mike

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he won't be dissapointed

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: if he can participate

he'll bend over...

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tasting a masculine flavor...

(they just used that term on the cooking show on the telly)

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licking the cooking spoon....

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with simmering steam

The door bell rings

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The door opens and there stands Beth Ditto...

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Snorrimon wrote: The door opens and there stands Beth Ditto...

"fuck me!" she cries.."Ive had compulsory sterilisation done"

...

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"and that gaz is a shit shag"

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and is a fucking whore

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she then realised,she was telling lies...

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about the size of Gaz's peter, it is in fact...

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but my fucking GOD he knows what to do with it.

:eek:

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"I beg to differ" the Bishop replied

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As pushed the knife into her chest

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He got a hell of a surprise though...

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As it was one of those comedy retractable knives...

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and the chest was made of mahogany

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She then slapped him in the face with her cock...

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who then surprised them both by laying an egg

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from out of his nose

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"who the fuck put that up there?" the cock crowed

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which left the parson speechless

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but as he turned round..

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