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Well, someone was bound to start a thread about it sooner or later...
Anyone got any marriage proposals today or actually getting married today (if you are what the hell are you doing on NOOL!?!)?
Will certainly help keep the anniversay gift bills down to a minimum!
El Jarvo wrote: My cousin is 7 today.
Well, she's 28 ... but it's officially her 7th birthday!
Without wanting to sound like a paedo. Is she fit?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: My cousin is 7 today.
Well, she's 28 ... but it's officially her 7th birthday!
Without wanting to sound like a paedo. Is she fit?
Don't get me started. She's 6ft tall. Blonde. And posh as fcuk.
But she's my cousin so that's legal, but not in yer head,
And she's 7!
El Jarvo wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: My cousin is 7 today.
Well, she's 28 ... but it's officially her 7th birthday!
Without wanting to sound like a paedo. Is she fit?
Don't get me started. She's 6ft tall. Blonde. And posh as fcuk.
But she's my cousin so that's legal, but not in yer head,
And she's 7!
ding dong.
El Jarvo wrote: My cousin is 7 today.
Well, she's 28 ... but it's officially her 7th birthday!
My sister just turned 7 as well... was always a fight to figure out the day to celebrate on off years...
Woooot? I'm a married man. Too, 6 years of blistful marriage. Well if I'd be proposed today, I'd have to decline it. I'm married to a Mexican gal who worked as a morgue cosmetologist.
the wife asked me to marry her in 2000, only because it was on the telly, richard and judy were doing a feature about women popping the question, she asked me and i replied
" go on then",
she turned and said "i'm serious, can i tell my mum and stuff"
i said yeah if you want.
proper caught her off guard
Just remember guys, if anyone asks you to marry them today, there is a special word that you can say that will guarantee your future happiness forever:
NO
My Gran's birthday would be today. She was one year off her twentieth when she died.
RIP Gran
Who the fuck deceided that February should have the extra day? 
There's a reason it's only got 28 - it's SHITE.
Why can't we have June 31st?
Never mind all that. Should i be working today? Or is my employer getting a free day outa me???????????????? Hhhhmmmm..........
If you're hourly paid, you're getting more.
Weekly paid, you're no different.
The monthly paid MUGS are working for free today.
Ha 
erm...what the fuck is WORK...
are you all MAD???
Rocket Jeff...signing out...
and if I didn't know better, I'd say he's already hit the bottle...
Rev Big wrote: If you're hourly paid, you're getting more.
Weekly paid, you're no different.
The monthly paid MUGS are working for free today.
Ha
I'm Weekly paid by the hour
Last day of a Course today so went in to do the final Practical assessment. Was outta the place by 10am.
Booked 7.5 hours plus 1 hour Overtime for travelling to Training Centre.
Hope everyone else isn't working too hard
I guess its also the day for a certian moderator to bang out the dust, clear out the mothballs and wear this Leap Day suit
Marvin wrote: I've just learned of another element to this tradition. So...
Reverend, will you marry me?
please utilize the Private Message system for this type of filth...
I feel completely ripped off now that I know i've worked an extra day for no pay. Thank god it only comes around every four years. I'm shattered 
peter"wrote "this thread is wank"
leap year m8,, bash another one out on the house.
those with habits and ways
Chris Nash wrote: Dangle your fishy stuff, Marvin - someone here is bound to bite...
Fishy, does something here smell of fish? 
Bugger it looks like I worked for free, but at least it was only half a day.
Marvin wrote: I'd be a rubbish fisherman, can't get a bite...
Its yer massive helmet. Frightens them orf.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Marvin wrote: I'd be a rubbish fisherman, can't get a bite...
Its yer massive helmet.
Ive got one of them 
