Celebrity Cock Association

Which famous people do you think have genitals which most resemble your own?

My list would include:

Sir Jimmy Saville Pitt the Younger Steve Archibald Dennis the Menace Jenna Jameson Paul Calf Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves

What the fuck does anyone else think?

But Pitt the Younger had an absolute whopper.

It is mentioned in the Commons Reports minutae from May, 1798.

John Wayne Bobbitt

what's with the blatent sexisim and leaving out the girlies????

mines like Hunky Hugo Huge...

it says so on the side of the box

I’ve only ever seen three erect celebrity penises in real life so I haven’t got much to go on. Of the three, mine was most similar to Richard Gere’s, but a bit bigger.

Rev Big wrote: I’ve only ever seen three erect celebrity penises in real life so I haven’t got much to go on. Of the three, mine was most similar to Richard Gere’s, but a bit bigger.

I imagine T.S Eliot's cock might look a bit like yours, Col.

Mine more like Ezra Pound's.

My cock, by Rev Big

My basoon's Like Siegfried Sassoon's

Do I win £40?

Good work!!

My poor weenie's Just like Seamus Heaney's.

Do I win 40 lines of poetic verse divided into 10 stanzas?

My big pork spear Is the equal of Edward Lear

I knew a girl who had more pubic hair Than good old Charlie Baudelaire

LOOK-there's ROCKET Mick:D

ROCKET MICK wrote: LOOK-there's ROCKET Mick:D

D'uh. The philistine from Chorley drags this down to sub-SHED level.

Bastard.

I'll meet you behind THE SHED later!Then you can see what a STAR's penis looks LIKE!

My Chopper resembles that of Dennis Hopper

7 7 7 wrote: My Chopper resembles that of Dennis Hopper

My chubby wonga Is like an anaconda And just like Peter Fonda's It couldn't be any longer

Mine is debonair and quite fair when you compare to the brillant Voltaire

But the feel, mohair The taste, choco enclair One can not forswear reminiscent of Fred Astaire

Great for a sultry affair or the laissez faire of sensual solitaire A fabulous favor anywhere!