Sara Cox
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Only funny if the lad took his mother's maiden name, and not his dad's name ... 
Although Isaac Cyzer is quite strange too. 
My god does Sara Cox know this?
I'm going to email her and tell her that my mate fancies her.
She'll be thrilled to bits I bet 
Dear Sara, I am writing to you as a representative of the Neworderonline.com message board.
A few of us were discussing your recent good news (congratulations for which, by the way) and several of us revealed that we quite fancied you.
If you fancy a change from your current partner, or even wish to partake in a bit on the side, perhaps you would consider Boatraceface, Snorimon or 777.
I myself do not as I think you are a bit brassy and have a dumb haircut.
All the very best now,
Rev Big
Nice one Col... She's already been in touch with me - scheduled a quick one for lunchtime... 
Snorri xxx
Rev Big wrote: No problem.
Anyone else want to give Sara Cox one?
I'd even go as far as giving her two!
Nope, make that three. One in each orifice! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Rev Big wrote: No problem.
Anyone else want to give Sara Cox one?
I'd even go as far as giving her two!
Nope, make that three. One in each orifice!
Is that ability a result of a deformity caused by Befordshire inbreeding, then?
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon she has also contacted me and said she is interested in a a 'SpitRoast'.
Whatever could that mean?
I'll fire up the BBQ :)
Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.
Sara fucking Cox???!! Jesus, 10 years ago (maybe), but now.....??!
Col, can you please add to your missive that Clayhead wouldn't touch you with someone else's....
Ta.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.
Haven't we all done well...
Snorri xxx
7 7 7 wrote: Snorrimon she has also contacted me and said she is interested in a a 'SpitRoast'.
Whatever could that mean?
I'll fire up the BBQ :)
She's just been on the blower,and though she is gutted at Biggy and Fradder's rebuffs,she is expressing a rather keen desire to upgrade the proposed 'Spitroast' to an 'airtight' She kindly offered to bring nose peg and ear plugs..I'm thinking of pulling out though....at the vinegar stroke.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.
Ha ha! She turned you down, didn't she!
Here's another one who got away! I never saw the attraction with her though - mind, obviously LOADS of blokes have done. She's married most of them! (Or had a kid with them).
Boatraceface wrote:
7 7 7 wrote: Snorrimon she has also contacted me and said she is interested in a a 'SpitRoast'.
Whatever could that mean?
I'll fire up the BBQ :)
She's just been on the blower,and though she is gutted at Biggy and Fradder's rebuffs,she is expressing a rather keen desire to upgrade the proposed 'Spitroast' to an 'airtight' She kindly offered to bring nose peg and ear plugs..I'm thinking of pulling out though....at the vinegar stroke.
Room for a few little 'uns still, though... Ears and nostrils...
SNorri xxx
El Jarvo wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.
Ha ha! She turned you down, didn't she!
Here's another one who got away! I never saw the attraction with her though - mind, obviously LOADS of blokes have done. She's married most of them! (Or had a kid with them).
Ropey and always has been... I'd rather do the Dove from above...
Snorri xxx
johnny wrote: Can't believe she's called her new baby Isaac
Oops!
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You bloody cheeky sod!!!
.it's in the bible you know.
isaac wrote:
You bloody cheeky sod!!!
Nah nowt wrong with the name mate but when yer surname is COX it's a no no shirley?
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Sara fucking Cox???!! Jesus, 10 years ago (maybe), but now.....??!
aye agreed.Wouldn't have done her 10 years ago either to be honest.She always played Crystal a minute before the news on her breakfast show too so she had an excuse to cut it off quarter way through.Bitch
At one point her and Vernon Kay seemed to be everywhere, definetely two candidates for room 101.
So...what's the fucking story with having her mouth wide open all the time???
Does she think she's...erm...
nevermind...
johnny wrote:
isaac wrote:
You bloody cheeky sod!!!
Nah nowt wrong with the name mate but when yer surname is COX it's a no no shirley?
Johnny, think about this ... most children in England don't take their mother's maiden name...
So, the lad ain't called Cox.
I mean, is she even called Cox or is that just a stage name?
wrote: Northern ladette gobshite! i'd kick her fanny in!
Is that like you battering those Chelsea fans last week?
You Norvern boys ... smacking a woman ... you really are gutless filth aren't you? 
El Jarvo wrote:
Is that like you battering those Chelsea fans last week?
You Norvern boys ... smacking a woman ... you really are gutless filth aren't you?
remember the days when you could smack a woman and you werent frowned upon? i miss those days,and spangles.
clump wrote: remember the days when you could smack a woman and you werent frowned upon? i miss those days,and spangles.
LOSER!
Bonzette wrote:
clump wrote: remember the days when you could smack a woman and you werent frowned upon? i miss those days,and spangles.
LOSER!
i know how you feel, i think we are all losers in these supposedly enlightened times, i mean, zero tolerence?????whats that all about?
El Jarvo wrote:
Here's another one who got away! I never saw the attraction with her though - mind, obviously LOADS of blokes have done. She's married most of them! (Or had a kid with them).
I knew that was UJ before i clicked the link
but then,im not just a good looking cunt...
BTW Sara says can you all stop pestering her
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So...what's the fucking story with having her mouth wide open all the time???
She's from Bolton
LeggyD wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So...what's the fucking story with having her mouth wide open all the time???
She's from Bolton
Bolton...Horwich...it's all the same, right?
El Jarvo wrote:
Is that like you battering those Chelsea fans last week?
You Norvern boys ... smacking a woman ... you really are gutless filth aren't you?
Got to take em down the garden once a week and give em a good hiding lad!
El Jarvo wrote:
Is that like you battering those Chelsea fans last week?
You Norvern boys ... smacking a woman ... you really are gutless filth aren't you?
Got to take em down the garden once a week and give em a good hiding lad!
Fcuking hell. I don't even remember writing that, Steve! 
I do get up a head of steam after one too many snifters!
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote:
isaac wrote:
You bloody cheeky sod!!!
Nah nowt wrong with the name mate but when yer surname is COX it's a no no shirley?
Johnny, think about this ... most children in England don't take their mother's maiden name...
So, the lad ain't called Cox.
I mean, is she even called Cox or is that just a stage name?
Yers right Al , had forgotten that's prob not her actual surname now.Actually is her surname Carter after her previous marriage to Jon? Or is she married to this Styzer or whatever he's called geezer?
How the hell did I get roped into this? I just got a rather dodgy email from a 'sara.cox@xxx.xx.xx'
'Could you squeeze out a few kittens for me Chris?'
Oh she's alright i suppose.Stumbled across her presenting some music show late last night on Channel 4.Thought she would have progressed from that type of thing at this point in her career though shirley? Like , i dunno, doing the politics show on Sunday lunchtime or summat?
