Sara Cox

Can't believe she's called her new baby Isaac

Oops!

Isaac hunt

Isure wouldbumSaracoxalloverthegaff,to be fair..

My god does Sara Cox know this?

I'm going to email her and tell her that my mate fancies her.

She'll be thrilled to bits I bet

If you do, Col, tell her I would an'al(l)...

Snorri xxx

No problem.

Anyone else want to give Sara Cox one?

Me :sex:

Dear Sara, I am writing to you as a representative of the Neworderonline.com message board.

A few of us were discussing your recent good news (congratulations for which, by the way) and several of us revealed that we quite fancied you.

If you fancy a change from your current partner, or even wish to partake in a bit on the side, perhaps you would consider Boatraceface, Snorimon or 777.

I myself do not as I think you are a bit brassy and have a dumb haircut.

All the very best now,

Rev Big

Nice one Col... She's already been in touch with me - scheduled a quick one for lunchtime...

Snorri xxx

El Jarvo wrote:

Rev Big wrote: No problem.

Anyone else want to give Sara Cox one?

I'd even go as far as giving her two!

Nope, make that three. One in each orifice!

Is that ability a result of a deformity caused by Befordshire inbreeding, then?

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon she has also contacted me and said she is interested in a a 'SpitRoast'.

Whatever could that mean?

I'll fire up the BBQ :)

Don't forget the brown sauce...

Snorri xxx

The Glass Bottle will come in useful :)

Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.

Sara fucking Cox???!! Jesus, 10 years ago (maybe), but now.....??!

Col, can you please add to your missive that Clayhead wouldn't touch you with someone else's....

Ta.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.

Haven't we all done well...

Snorri xxx

7 7 7 wrote: Snorrimon she has also contacted me and said she is interested in a a 'SpitRoast'.

Whatever could that mean?

I'll fire up the BBQ :)

She's just been on the blower,and though she is gutted at Biggy and Fradder's rebuffs,she is expressing a rather keen desire to upgrade the proposed 'Spitroast' to an 'airtight' She kindly offered to bring nose peg and ear plugs..I'm thinking of pulling out though....at the vinegar stroke.

Boatraceface wrote:

7 7 7 wrote: Snorrimon she has also contacted me and said she is interested in a a 'SpitRoast'.

Whatever could that mean?

I'll fire up the BBQ :)

She's just been on the blower,and though she is gutted at Biggy and Fradder's rebuffs,she is expressing a rather keen desire to upgrade the proposed 'Spitroast' to an 'airtight' She kindly offered to bring nose peg and ear plugs..I'm thinking of pulling out though....at the vinegar stroke.

Room for a few little 'uns still, though... Ears and nostrils...

SNorri xxx

El Jarvo wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Christ on a fucking bike. BCD sinks to an all-time low.

Ha ha! She turned you down, didn't she!

Here's another one who got away! I never saw the attraction with her though - mind, obviously LOADS of blokes have done. She's married most of them! (Or had a kid with them).

Ropey and always has been... I'd rather do the Dove from above...

Snorri xxx

Spaniel's ears

johnny wrote: Can't believe she's called her new baby Isaac

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You bloody cheeky sod!!!.it's in the bible you know.

isaac wrote:

You bloody cheeky sod!!!.it's in the bible you know.

Nah nowt wrong with the name mate but when yer surname is COX it's a no no shirley?

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Sara fucking Cox???!! Jesus, 10 years ago (maybe), but now.....??!

aye agreed.Wouldn't have done her 10 years ago either to be honest.She always played Crystal a minute before the news on her breakfast show too so she had an excuse to cut it off quarter way through.Bitch

At one point her and Vernon Kay seemed to be everywhere, definetely two candidates for room 101.

Northern ladette gobshite! i'd kick her fanny in!