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Never knowingly undersold, eh?
Twenty-odd grand to do up your London pad.
And they can claim that every year 
Any single item up to £250 on their expense claims waved through with no receipt too.
What a great job! Working for the only organisation of it's size in the country that doesn't have to turn a profit.
The Freedom of Information act has just paid for itself.
We're doing our wedding list there... If there's any MPs looking to buy us a gift... 
Snorri xxx
Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money. 
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Nor do we... But we have friends that do!
Jeff- has the mail-order bride got lost in the post then?
Snorri xxx
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Is this an announcement?
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Chris, can I be the first to point out: you don't buy yourselves presents when you get married. Let your family and in-laws carry the can instead! Go for the best wedding list possible. 
Rev Big wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Is this an announcement?
Do pay attention double-o-big... 
Snorri xxx
El Jarvo wrote:
Chris, can I be the first to point out: you don't buy yourselves presents when you get married. Let your family and in-laws carry the can instead! Go for the best wedding list possible.
Listen to him, Nash. He knows what he's saying!
Rev Big wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Chris, can I be the first to point out: you don't buy yourselves presents when you get married. Let your family and in-laws carry the can instead! Go for the best wedding list possible.
Listen to him, Nash. He knows what he's saying!
I didn't have a wedding list. Cos I didn't tell anyone I was getting married. Well, apart from those invited, natch.
Thank fcuk for that, we would've had to give it all back within a year! 
Snorrimon wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Nor do we... But we have friends that do!
Jeff- has the mail-order bride got lost in the post then?
Snorri xxx
I think she accidently came to my pad, Jeff will you stop mailing yer overseas crap to my house to stay clear of customs, pick her up or I'm taking her to the local thrift store!
EdelBrock wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Nor do we... But we have friends that do!
Jeff- has the mail-order bride got lost in the post then?
Snorri xxx
I think she accidently came to my pad, Jeff will you stop mailing yer overseas crap to my house to stay clear of customs, pick her up or I'm taking her to the local thrift store!
It was supposed to look like this:
Take it away JH...I wouldn't know what to do with that one...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Our wedding list will be Wilkinsons and Argos.
We're chavs...
EDIT: We're not chavs. We just don't have much money.
Nor do we... But we have friends that do!
Jeff- has the mail-order bride got lost in the post then?
Snorri xxx
I think she accidently came to my pad, Jeff will you stop mailing yer overseas crap to my house to stay clear of customs, pick her up or I'm taking her to the local thrift store!
It was supposed to look like this:
Take it away JH...I wouldn't know what to do with that one...
Guess i'll keep her for a whle, for cooking, cleaning, ect.
Maybe she could help with the cat and dog problem around here (just have to make sure she ain't cooking while they are still around though)
Actually, you want her cooking while the dogs and cats are around...
if she's cooking when they aren't around, that's when you should be worried!!!
Rev Big wrote: Never knowingly undersold, eh?
Twenty-odd grand to do up your London pad.
And they can claim that every year
Any single item up to £250 on their expense claims waved through with no receipt too.
What a great job! Working for the only organisation of it's size in the country that doesn't have to turn a profit.
The Freedom of Information act has just paid for itself.
going down to £25 soon
DigiDiz wrote:
Rev Big wrote: Never knowingly undersold, eh?
Twenty-odd grand to do up your London pad.
And they can claim that every year
Any single item up to £250 on their expense claims waved through with no receipt too.
What a great job! Working for the only organisation of it's size in the country that doesn't have to turn a profit.
The Freedom of Information act has just paid for itself.
going down to £25 soon
Oh, well that's alright then 
Robbing cunts the lot of them. Robbing off of us in case you hadn't noticed.
Thanks for the advice lads.
I've never got married before so any tips are gratefully received.
Is it okay to put a sheep on the wedding list?
And MY choice for the reception would be to get RE:Order to play a gig and eveyone from NOOL is invited... I pay for the venue.
Would that be acceptable? The Astoria would have been a good one, but it's being pulled down next month, so maybe my local pub...
Might be able to get a guest DJ too... he just emailed to say 'congrats' so he might be on for it... 
Oh and Monty - would you be able to DJ too please? 
