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Having just seen the photo of the lass who used to be in Eastenders but who is now Wonder Woman, it is now clear to me that I am not a 'breast man'. Legs is best, IMHO.
So what do the letcherous males of NOOL prefer? You pays yer moneys and you takes yer motherfucking choices.
Legs, hands down. You can fake breasts, hide the pudgy tummy, throw on a wig, but you can't fake nice legs. Its a good indicator of the whole package, for if the legs are in shape, everything else should be in good shape as well.... not one for damaged goods.
BTW - if you choose "personality" you are GAY. If you pick "eyes", you probably also have something to tell your mum.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: BTW - if you choose "personality" you are GAY. If you pick "eyes", you probably also have something to tell your mum.
oh...and with this new info...it's deffo personality...
thanks...
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: BTW - if you choose "personality" you are GAY. If you pick "eyes", you probably also have something to tell your mum.
But I do love it when a girl has a great pair of personalities
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: Bank account.
That comes under "minge", Ally.
Is that what you Brits call an ATM machine???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: Bank account.
That comes under "minge", Ally.
Is that what you Brits call an ATM machine???
It's something we withdraw from daily.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: BTW - if you choose "personality" you are GAY. If you pick "eyes", you probably also have something to tell your mum.
Nowt wrong with likin their eyes you know.
As long as you do take the rest into account of course.
As I get older,wiser,more developed and appreciative,I find I love womens arses,legs,tits and tongues..
You know that extreme face to face close-up,almost cross-eyed tongue wagging side to side,up and down,round and round thing? Yeah,that!
Arse,legs,tits and tongues
And skin-on-skin,natch.
no option for the waist and hip area nor height...
that's what I look for in a lass,
petite and curvy,
Minx wrote:
that's what I look for in a lass,
petite and curvy,
Petite and curvy is good. But you are not a man by any stretch of the foreskin Minx!!
You are a Minx! End of! 
Actually not end of,tell us more...Do you prefer blokes or birds...or horses?
Boatraceface wrote:
But you are not a man by any stretch of the foreskin Minx!!
Equal rights...blah..blah...Emmeline Pankhurst...blah..blah...died for...blah...blah...rights...blah..blah...opinions on totty on nool....blah...blah
Anyway Jeff posted
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Having just seen the photo of the lass who used to be in Eastenders but who is now Wonder Woman, it is now clear to me that I am not a 'breast man'. Legs is best, IMHO.
So what do the letcherous males of NOOL prefer? You pays yer moneys and you takes yer motherfucking choices.
dont you mean bionic woman?
anyway, i just love eyeing up women's ass, some of them are so cute
Boatraceface wrote:
Minx wrote:
that's what I look for in a lass,
petite and curvy,
But you are not a man by any stretch of the foreskin Minx!!
No, no, Minx is right. Hips/waist are very important. In matters of... say... ergonomy. I bet you all see what I mean...
Otherwise what you said about tongues is very important too. Some are so... bovine. Just a kiss and I do not want to go any further. Some talk too much... Best thing to do in these cases is to give a lollipop or icecream... It talks for itself...
Jiphy, if you usually offer your girlfriends a lollipop or an ice cream, there's something seriously wrong mate... 
Chris Nash wrote: Jiphy, if you usually offer your girlfriends a lollipop or an ice cream, there's something seriously wrong mate...
bah, it's a kind of market research...
nice manicured nails, nothing is a better turn on than smooth coloured long nails and fine-ass cuticles 
and a big clitoris, but you have to look at their earlobes to tell, it is tricky
I'd go for eyes and personality and I really don't care if anyone thinks I'm gay.
Except Jeff.
Yes, except Jeff
Jiphy wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Jiphy, if you usually offer your girlfriends a lollipop or an ice cream, there's something seriously wrong mate...
bah, it's a kind of market research...
You mean you want to see if they'd prefer to lick or suck? 
Bums are coming up the , erm , rear with 3 votes just behind tits and eyes both with 4 votes.No votes for hair yet but it's importance mustn't be underestimated.I mean , do you think Britney Spears still looked hot with a bald bonce?
Mind you Natalie Portman looks hot with a number 2
i thought britney looks superb with the shaved nut? and the shaved gash for that matter.some suit it and some dont.
Chris Nash wrote: I'd go for eyes and personality and I really don't care if anyone thinks I'm gay.
Except Jeff.
Yes, except Jeff
Tits are winning, eh?
Sure they're great for today, but put them through a couple babies and a couple years, they'll be playing hackie sack with them in no time
