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Heather Mills has announced that she intends to appeal against the £24.4M settlement she's been awarded in her divorce case.
Too bloody right. The thieving cow should be awarded the bus fare to and from the court, a couple of quid for sandwiches and not a penny more.
And I'm not even a Paul McCartney fan... 
I still think McCartney is less bothered about how much she gets than she is. Why would he care? I think she's really appealing about the gagging order that Paul's asked to be put into the deal.
She really is a git though 
Surely she can't grumble at £24m for 4 years work, and a step up the celebrity ladder.
Greedy cow.
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She's going to use the money to buy a new plane. She still plans to use a razor on the other leg though.
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79 order wrote: according to the court she wanted 125 million
Believe McCartneys lawyers told her to hop it on that one...
A gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated.
When he came round in hospital he said "I'll never work again. Who's going to be interested in a one-legged gold digger?"
I think she has every right to try and screw him for every penny she can, after all its amazing how all these "mucky" photo's found their way into the public after they split up.
McCartney is as sly as Mills.
Of course she deserves more, the Beatles would have been nothing if she hadn't written Hey Jude and Help and Hard Day's night. Lennon, Macartney and Mills, a writing legend.
Oh hang on.......
Give the GIRL a break.......you've had your fun you GOTTA pay PAUL.
Can't BUY me LOVE my ARSE!
Chris Nash wrote: Heather Mills has announced that she intends to appeal against the £24.4M settlement she's been awarded...
ROCKET MICK wrote: i AWAITING legGY D'S verdict on this VERDICT.
Appeal??
She's not got a leg to stand on
Didn't know anything about her, so check wikipedia
Found the area for the photo quite a representative of the gold digger... check it out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mills
Tip of the hat for saving herself all that money by representing herself. What did she have to lose?
And an extra £40 to swell her bank balance if it's true that she chucked a cup of water over McCartney's lawyers.
I don't like lawyers very much, can you tell?
Particularly divorce lawyers.
Fucking parasites the lot of them.
Rev Big wrote: And an extra £40 to swell her bank balance if it's true that she chucked a cup of water over McCartney's lawyers.
Did she chuck water, or just hair gel?
You have to admit she's done that bird a favour - she's even smiling with her new wetlook bouffant!
Heather dear, take your money and run. A few years of marriage and you cry at that?
Gold Digger, Gold Digger
Sir Paul's fortune is in the high hundreds of millions of dollars. 24 million pounds will not hurt him.
I feel bad for Sir Paul. This woman demands something she never earned. So Sir Paul gave her a pleasure and luxury life for these 4 years and now she demands a refund for that????? 
The Judge's summary on rejecting her appeal on the grounds of her original testimony being 'largely irrelevant'* 'less than candid'^ and the fact that she completely lied about giving any of her original personal fortune to charity^* was splendid.
* Totally made-up ^ A pack of lies ^* A downright obnoxious pack of lies
Some cunt was on the telly this morning, claiming that she'll be giving most of the settlement money to charity.
My arse she will.
McCartney deserves her. Everyone else say this coming like a tall dog's bollocks.
I bet he's back in court every five minutes trying to shut her up about one thing or another. Child access too. What a shame for the child.
After being called a liar by the judge, maybe she'll disappear with her tail between her leg.
Actually, I'm warming to her. She fucks over McCartney (who hasn't done anything useful since 1970, the scouse twat) and then she pour jugs of water over some fucking lawyer.
If you haven't been through a divorce, I reckon that makes her some kind of hero, no?
She comes across like a fucking cold hearted bitch. Reminds me of a snake. Nothing there. Empty. No personality. Just cold. Just look at her history.. its obvious she's a gold digger, for one. And she acts like she's this saintly thing, and yet at the same time, seems to look down upon (literally) everyone, even the ones she supposedly stands up for, as if they are disgusting, vile, diseased low lifes.
Burt Reynolds wrote: I was going to dig out the HM gash pics again.
Mebbe not.
If you mean the Queen,then meebe not,no..
If yer on about Mills,shoot!
Boatraceface wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: I was going to dig out the HM gash pics again.
Mebbe not.
If you mean the Queen,then meebe not,no.. If yer on about Mills,shoot!
Aim higher than the leg this time though Burt...
The full judgement is available on the Guardian website.
I'll not link to it here, Ally might fall out with me again.
I just read somewhere that Mills is going to be a judge in Las Vegas for the Miss USA pageant. Why does she have to come over here again?!? Who's brain blast was it to hire her for that gig?
The judge sure did rip her a new one! Kinda made me smile. Lesson learned from all this....YOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE A PRE-NUPTUAL AGREEMENT WHEN YOU MARRY A GOLD-DIGGER!
Liz wrote: I just read somewhere that Mills is going to be a judge in Las Vegas for the Miss USA pageant. Why does she have to come over here again?!? Who's brain blast was it to hire her for that gig?
The judge sure did rip her a new one! Kinda made me smile. Lesson learned from all this....YOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE A PRE-NUPTUAL AGREEMENT WHEN YOU MARRY A GOLD-DIGGER!
I kinda like our system of avoiding pre-nups; think its awful having to sign a contract on marriage Re: the end of marriage. The words 'happy ever after' I bet, are not mentioned. She might have actually got more on a pre-nup, difficult to say.
As for Vegas, do us all a favour out there. 
At least the sun newpaper is standing up for her'Big letters on front of the sun next to her photo 'PORNOCHIO'
