Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,339270,00.html

gotta love Fox & Germany

well if she's gonna sue, I think the hospital has the right to give the anus back to its right full owner

thought this was another heather mills story

Old Lead Foot wrote: thought this was another heather mills story

I was just about to post the very same thing.

Great minds thinking alike, or fools steadfastly refusing to differ, who knows, but either way, I'd be worried.

I didn't even know you could have a ringpiece transplant.

I wonder can pooves get a new one fitted cos they wore the old one out.

(can you wear a hole in a nipsy?)

EDIT:

I will now carry the patent Campbell Hoop-donor-card. "In the event of my death, I want someone else (preferably a heterosexual male curry eater) to live through the use of my tradesman's[1]

[1]For non necrophile purposes only

Shame, if it had been an op on her elbow, there'd have so much comedy potential in this...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Shame, if it had been an op on her elbow, there'd have so much comedy potential in this...

Snorri xxx

And a government job for life for her.

The answer to Doctor's question is yes. Someone I once worked with had to have his pipe rebuilt after a painful period spent in a foreign jail. His mental scars were much harder to heal.

More importantly, why hasn't anyone come up with a McCartney-Mills gag to go with this story?

Rev Big wrote: More importantly, why hasn't anyone come up with a McCartney-Mills gag to go with this story?

The punchline has to be 'Fixing A Hole'...

Snorri xxx

What a pain in the arse.

Paul McCartney is sitting in the boozer looking pissed off... Barman asks him what's wrong... "Well, as part of the divorce settlement and coss I thought it might get her off my case, I paid for Heather to have a leg transplant... And she still ended up getting the arse..."

Snorri xxx

It's become a bit of a cliche, but this really could be straight out of Viz

Especially the one with Nobby's Piles, where he lost his bumgrapes in a bizzare accident but the hospital found a donor and managed to do a succesful transplant

Doctor? wrote: I wonder can pooves get a new one fitted cos they wore the old one out.

I thought they just pushed it back in

What do you sphincter that?

That was last week's operation of the week in Germany. And this is the new one.

Ärzte vergaßen Klemme (28cm) im Bauch

Snorrimon wrote: Shame, if it had been an op on her elbow, there'd have so much comedy potential in this...

Snorri xxx

Just reminded me of a joke.

Guy goes to the doctor. "What appears to be the problem?"

GUY "Well when I go to bed with the wife,I'm ...erm..not quite touching the sides."

DOCTOR "Well I can see the problem,do you drink lager?"

GUY "Yes about 8 pints a week"

DOCTOR "There you are. Lager shrivels things up.Makes things small. Why don't you start drinking Guinness? It'll harden it and give it a bit of body."

Three weeks later,he goes back to the doctor.

DOCTOR "How's your sex life now?"

GUY "Aww yeah fucking A1"

DOCTOR "So how many Guinnesses have you had then?"

GUY "Erm none...I've had the wife drinking lager."