i now live above a house of ill repute

Just moved into this place in Center City (Chinatown to be more specific) and I always wondered why the front of my place looked like this:

(Thanks to google street view)

If you notice to the left behind the tree there is a big blue door with the house number in yellow and as if that wasn't enough to identify there is also the street address on the front of the building with an arrow pointing to said big blue door.

So apparently that means I live above an asian massage parlor. The clear labeling making it easier for the drunks and the other dregs of society to find things easier. Judging by the men who accidentally rang my bell (My door is the white door on the right a separate entrance thank heavens) I would believe that this is illegitimate massage parlor at that.

So then when I googled the address IN QUOTES (which I didn't do before oops) I found this review on USASex Guide:

One can't miss this place, well lit, large street numbers and a sign next door pointing to the correct door. Was met by a tall slender lady who I though was 'next available.' As it turns out she showed me to a room, brought me a drink, then returned with a slection of ladies. Including her there were 4 to choose from. The first couple were so soft spoken that I did not catch their names.

It goes on from there to describe all sorts of stuff.
Very Very classy.

I love my place though besides that..

When, if ever, I get to Philly again I must look that place up.

Why are you holding out Chrissy? When in Rome......

The same thing has happened to me three (3) times. Well, the brothels have moved in next to me rather than me moving in next to them on two of those occasions.

Never much fuss, quite boring really. Doesn't half make the drapes twitch though

Rev Big wrote: The same thing has happened to me three (3) times. Well, the brothels have moved in next to me rather than me moving in next to them on two of those occasions.

Never much fuss, quite boring really. Doesn't half make the drapes twitch though

Yeah just stinks a bit not looking forward to hot weather and heat and stink rising

You should introduce yourself, get to know them, see if you can get something out if this colorful arrangement. Some money to keep things running smoothly and pay you for your trouble, obviously people are going to be knocking on your door at all hours.

Are they your landlords...? If not, you could put up a sign on your door saying "No whores here".

In my experience, they pay six months rent up front, cash, then fuck off to another address two weeks before their lease is up.

Apart from if it's in a red light area, then they just kick back and stay forever with a massive sign outside.

PS either way you'll get fuck all but a bad smell out of them.

I assume that this apt was cheap?

Do you recognize these places?

so are you a slut or a whore, Chrissy?

0_o wrote: I assume that this apt was cheap?

Do you recognize these places?

it's funny how they found the one non-cop white person that was murdered for this video..

Aint so bad Chrissy, next time you've got the horn and your batteries are flat, just flick that arrow round the other way

0_o wrote: You should introduce yourself, get to know them, see if you can get something out if this colorful arrangement. Some money to keep things running smoothly and pay you for your trouble, obviously people are going to be knocking on your door at all hours.

Are they your landlords...? If not, you could put up a sign on your door saying "No whores here".

Subconsciously Chrissy does want to introduce herself and see what kind of relationship is there for here (hence the posting). Maybe she can indeed share some responsibilities of the dark world. And then... opium, champagne, caviar, all those filthy elements of dolce vita.

I wouldn't stop by though, coz I don't need any massage.

Hmm what a colourful image you paint of modern prostitution.

I feel sure you'll find violence, neglect and habitual drug use if you were to knock on the door.

Sounds like a good place to wank over a girl's tits.

Oops sorry ...the WHITE DOOR?