Happy Easter [or Good-Excuse to Eat LOTS of Chocolate Day] '08.

It may be over in England, but it's still going on in my end of the world.

So, how much chocolate candy have you consumed so far today?

Happy Easter, folks. :)

Let me tell you how shitty Easter is.

First off all, the whole premise of it. We're supposed to celebrate the alleged resurrection of the some guy who then JUST VANISHED a few weeks later. I mean fuck me, I like suspension of disbelief as much as the next guy but this just doesnt work for me. So, the rational human being (i.e. Me, certainly more than 85% of the people on here, and 98% of the non European members) is supposed to believe that some guy was loved, rode into town with people waving palms, on a donkey no less, and then opinion turns against him like he was Neil Kinnock about to win an election. He goes on trial, the decision is put to masses, who cheer for some other guy, he gets executed and then allegedly gets up two days later. Then he walks around town for a few weeks and then VANISHES, quite literally into thin air. Bollocks, quite frankly.

Next, chocolate. Again, bollocks. SO we're supposed to celebrate the alleged greatest miracle in history by... eating chocolate eggs? What the fuck? And its not even nice chocolate most of the time. I had a bit of my easter egg today and now it sits in the fridge. And because its such shitty chocolate, i'd have to buy better quality chocolate and some double cream to even consider cooking something half decent with it.

Next, for some reason, apparently its a celebration of "new life". Right, how the fuck does this work? Some guy ressurects himself, allegedly, the very definition of OLD LIFE, and we're supposed to celebrate new life. What the fuck? This is like watching Gabby Logan do football analysis, IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. NO FUCKING BUYS YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.

Next, did you see the fucking weather today? Am I supposed to believe that as half this shit was allegedly going on, it was fucking snowing, in the middle of March? No. In Ben Hur, is it fucking snowing? Is it fuck! Same with film with Mel Gibson. No, its fucking boiling.

And why does it change date every fucking year? Something to do with the fucking equinox? What the fuck? I mean for fucks sake, there are thousands of branches of Christianity, all of which are wrong in countless ways (especially the American ones), yet they can all agree that Christmas takes place on December 25th. Even though that is a blatant LIE. Are there going to be sheep grazing away in December? Are there fuck. And Easter is THE MAIN RELIGIOUS EVENT, and they cant agree on a date. Yet again, NO FUCKING BUYS.

...my, sounds like the Easter Bunny pissed you the eff off this year, Liam.

The Easter Bunny doesnt exist Jennifer. If it did, you can guarantee that it would have gone in the slow cooker today for my Sunday Dinner.

Alas, I made a hot pot.

If that wasn't c & p'ed Liam, you are on good form tonight. Then again, you might have been boiling up all weekend for that post.

I was certainly a bit more than surprised to see a carpet of snow outside on this very morning.

Easter.. pfft

Bollocks.. Arse.

Great stuff Liam.Can't be arseed to read it all past the first couple of sentences but i get the idea/pathos.

:hic:

Has to do with the first full moon of Spring cause Jesus rose and walked in the light of the full moon, he was resurrected by the Moon and came out of the tomb led by moonlight. He was born under the light of Venus. We eat chocolate because Jesus was a closet poof but allowed himself to be killed like a rabbit instead of following his desires, showing the masses to act like sheep, and chocolate symbolizes addiction.

Uncle Liam wrote: NO FUCKING BUYS. NO FUCKING BUYS.

NO FUCKING BUYS.that's quality. Gonna take that quote on in life .Nobody gets any Fucking buys , ok? Fuck me that's my life sorted if i stroll through life not giving any fucking buys away , su- fucking - perb

You hear that people? ... I'm .NOT.GIVING.ANY.FUCKING.BUYS.AWAY.

quality

I've given away enough buys away in my time and enough is enough .It's time to deal with it muthafcukers!

:burp;

Burt Reynolds wrote: If that wasn't c & p'ed Liam, you are on good form tonight. Then again, you might have been boiling up all weekend for that post.

I was certainly a bit more than surprised to see a carpet of snow outside on this very morning.

Easter.. pfft

Bollocks.. Arse.

Its all my own work. Mainly to pass the time until Strauss got his century.

wow, so fucking original. being a sarcasic twat is soooooo cool \

Happy Easter Jenn

who am I???

Vince Sinclair? cor blimey guv!

Vince Sinclair wrote: Vince Sinclair? cor blimey guv!

you belong in the world in motion forum

EdelBrock wrote: wow, so fucking original. being a sarcasic twat is soooooo cool

Happy Easter Jenn

Who is being sarcastic?

Apart from yourself, obviously. But you dont need to be sarcastic to be a complete fucking twat.

Where I normally live every cunt and his dog clogs up the M5 on the way to Devon and Cornwall. I mean FFS why? Even when the weather is good you just spend your entire time on the lanes reversing, finding a passing place (which u rarely do)moving forward again then performing the whole process again. As it is the weather is awful, but still these proletariat fools and their woeful caravans keep coming.

EdelBrock wrote: wow, so fucking original. being a sarcasic twat is soooooo cool \

Happy Easter Jenn

Back at ya, Edel. [Yeah, I know, a day late but I usually celebrate it for a full week, bringing candy to work and stuff.

*sends Edel some Easter Eggs*]

Uncle Liam wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: wow, so fucking original. being a sarcasic twat is soooooo cool

Happy Easter Jenn

Who is being sarcastic?

Apart from yourself, obviously. But you dont need to be sarcastic to be a complete fucking twat.

So you calling yerself a twat? Thanks for clearing that up.

What I find amazing is that you went on and on crying about how someone made fun of your size, but yet when someone simply says a salutation on a holiday, you have to go on some rampage telling them essentially to fuck off.

Grow up.

While I agree that Christian adults shouldn't be partaking in chocolate, I see no problem with children. Granted there is a fine line between going overboard and commercializing the holiday; and allowing kids to have fun.

Also for Catholics, Easter is the end portion of a 'fasting'. Kids have to pick up one thing that they enjoy and give up during Lent (which usually is candy). On Good Friday you are suppose to do nothing but pray in remebrance during the time Jesus was nailed to the cross and died. So candy on Easter is a big celebration and a time for kids to be able to eat candy again (or what ever it was that they gave up during Lent). Lent and Good Friday already have the people thinking of the meaning of Easter, so the Easter Bunny really shouldn't confuse the kid on the reasoning of the event.

It was a nice long weekend. Always good

Happy Easter Jenn!!!

I hope you enjoyed your egg hunting, although I wasn't aware that you prefer chocolate eggs.

Indeed!