Can you guess who this NOOLer is,by this description of themselves...
Terrible sense of humour, especially when drunk (which is most of the time). Crap guitarist. Dangerous on the road and useless at work. And, for that matter, in bed. Awful dress sense. Picks nose. Eats it. Treats women like shit and boasts about it in the pub, aparently. Likes fighting, but shit at that too. Never gets a fucking round in. Avoid at all costs.
First to get it right wins £40 
