a day in the life.... .

Certificates arrive back at my desk with a post it saying," He hasn't left the Navy yet.

I spend the next 20 minutes verifying my dates, like I don't have better thing to do, and give them back to my boss.

Boss: He hasn't left the Navy yet. Me: He's on pre-discharge leave.

Boss: He hasn't left the Navy yet. Me: He's on pre-discharge leave.

Boss: Why are you working ahead, don't you have enough work? Me: Me: It has always been on walkout date.

Co-worker: We have always worked on their last working day in the Navy.

Two hours later those certificates finally get checked.

Ah the memories. I remember when they weren't "happy".

Edelbrock doesn't.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Edelbrock doesn't.

He's always happy. He likes T T what more proof do you need? ;)

I was in the military recruiting offfices several times: in Russia they don't recruit, there's draft. I was in college so I became a lieutenant. In the States I tried to get enrolled in AirForce and Navy - but I failed to meet their high standards, to them I appeared as no-good young man.

I understand, Ronald, how difficult it is to deal with military personell - they submit only to orders, but there's civil rights, too.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I understand, Ronald, how difficult it is to deal with military personell - they submit only to orders, but there's civil rights, too.

This is someone who has been my boss for over a year and should know better and is very particular on just about anything.

Nice to know that being up-to-date equates with not having enough work in her strange mind. I just can't win there.

It almost makes me want to slack off.

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Edelbrock doesn't.

He's always happy. He likes T T what more proof do you need? ;)

His core identity was forged in the sweat and man-bonding of butt camp. No more poof....er, proof, needed.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

what is so funny is that people still did not get that they were gay at this point, society was so naive ... then after this some rumours started about how they might be gay

of course, the British Navy had problems with cannabalism, at least according to Monty Python

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Don't Ask, Don't Tell??? HMMMMMMMMM???????

The best laugh of all was that not all of them WHERE gay.

They were just pretending.

Rev Big wrote: The best laugh of all was that not all of them WHERE gay.

They were just pretending.

I used to know a YMCA co-ordinator, who remembered the massive upturn in the organisation's membership in the late 70's due to these guys. It was initially welcomed, but then frowned upon when it was realised that they were all bumming each other.

The US Navy were going to use In the Navy as their theme tune, until someone pointed out what it meant.

They were simpler times. Freddie Mercury was considered a real man, and white too.

Not that botters can't be real men, of course. You know what I mean...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Edelbrock doesn't.

He's always happy. He likes T T what more proof do you need? ;)

His core identity was forged in the sweat and man-bonding of butt camp. No more poof....er, proof, needed.

I think there's a bit o' confusion here... the Marine Corps is NOT the Navy........

Are there lots of gays in the Marines too?

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Edelbrock doesn't.

He's always happy. He likes T T what more proof do you need? ;)

His core identity was forged in the sweat and man-bonding of butt camp. No more poof....er, proof, needed.

I think there's a bit o' confusion here... the Marine Corps is NOT the Navy........

NOTHING to do woth the Navy....Except for those long months at sea, whiling away the hours jammed together in the tight holds of those sweaty man-ships...

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

Or was that the Spartan Hoplites-- the GREATEST WARRIORS ON EARTH?

Don't ask, don't tell, eh?

Rev Big wrote: Are there lots of gays in the Marines too?

If there were, they'd probably get their asses kicked. Not much tolerance around them parts.... Navy tends to have a happy-go-lucky attitude and alot more tolerant, not to mention they disappear on ships for months at a time, never to see land.... there usually is a problem of the females charging for BJs and such in the Navy, guess if yer a cheap skate bumsex works as well.....

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

EdelBrock wrote:

Rev Big wrote: Are there lots of gays in the Marines too?

If there were, they'd probably get their asses kicked. Not much tolerance around them parts.... Navy tends to have a happy-go-lucky attitude and alot more tolerant, not to mention they disappear on ships for months at a time, never to see land.... there usually is a problem of the females charging for BJs and such in the Navy, guess if yer a cheap skate bumsex works as well.....

So you weren't nobody's BITCHHH then?

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

You're just repressed Jarhead-being around all those hot sweaty men....

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

this is why they have short hair in the military now... braiding is a slippery slope to bumming and BJs

It's not that far from

to

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

So you're saying the Marines are NOT like the greatest warriors on Earth?

Rev Big wrote: The US Navy were going to use In the Navy as their theme tune, until someone pointed out what it meant.

They were simpler times.

Captain: "Admiral, sir, the seamen are all gay."

Admiral: "Wonderful news, Captain! Happy sailors will have a dramatic positive effect on naval morale."

Captain: "Admiral, sir, I didn't mean the seamen are "happy," sir....Although they may be...."

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

So you're saying the Marines are NOT like the greatest warriors on Earth?

I didn't know bumsex was a requirement to hold the 'greatest warriors' title.

0_o wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

this is why they have short hair in the military now... braiding is a slippery slope to bumming and BJs

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Exercising, oiling their naked, muscled bodies, braiding their hair, bumming their homosexual lovers....

what fantasies are you having? you need a day job...

So you're saying the Marines are NOT like the greatest warriors on Earth?

I didn't know bumsex was a requirement to hold the 'greatest warriors' title.

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