'inside the actors studio' questionnaire

the bernard pivot questionnaire from 'inside the actors studio':

What is your favorite word? quagmire

What is your least favorite word? the 'n' word

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? good books

What turns you off? hubris

What is your favorite curse word? ass face

What sound or noise do you love? my cats' meow

What sound or noise do you hate? fingernails on a chalkboard

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? if i were good in math(s), an astrophysicist

What profession would you not like to do? meter maid

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? bathroom is on the right

...hmm. Just for fun...

What is your favorite word? [Meh.]

What is your least favorite word? [Agreeing with AgentWood, the 'n' word.]

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? [Life as it happens. Sometimes music.]

What turns you off? [Stupid people. 'Cause sometimes they just don't get what keeps me going.]

What is your favorite curse word? [Shite.]

What sound or noise do you love? [Birds singing in the morning.]

What sound or noise do you hate? [The damn *ding* whenever there's someone at the drive-thru speaker.]

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? [Sheesh, other than urban-explorer? Maybe a history teacher.]

What profession would you not like to do? [Math teacher.]

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ["How'd you manage to avoid those turf wars and drive-bys for so long? I don't get it. I just don't get it..."]

What is your favorite word? fuck

What is your least favorite word? can't

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? awesome music-usually the wail of electric blues guitar

What turns you off? arrogance

What is your favorite curse word? fucktard

What sound or noise do you love? my 15 month old niece saying "yeah"

What sound or noise do you hate? loud alarms

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? when I was a kid, I wanted to be third baseman for The Baltimore Orioles

What profession would you not like to do? Politician

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? We have a great bill at a club down the street. Stevie ray Vaughan, Bob Marley, Rory Gallagher-and you have a front row seat

What is your favorite word? novelty

What is your least favorite word? alone

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music

What turns you off? lightning

What is your favorite curse word? bastard

What sound or noise do you love? bass guitar being played by someone who knows how to play a bass

What sound or noise do you hate? noises people make when they are eating food.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? carnival worker

What profession would you not like to do? taxi driver

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? hi mandy!

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Yer havin a laff Gaz...

What is your favorite word? Beer

What is your least favorite word? just ('cause it means the person is about to minimize thier failure)

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music

What turns you off? political correctness

What is your favorite curse word? fuck-tard

What sound or noise do you love? Exhaust from a large American V-8... especially with a lopey cam and dual-chamber muffler

What sound or noise do you hate? Kids crying

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? architect

What profession would you not like to do? cook

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? welcome

What is your favorite word? Onomatopoeia

What is your least favorite word? No

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Sunshine

What turns you off? Ignorance

What is your favorite curse word? Fuckwit

What sound or noise do you love? Alfie's morning greeting

What sound or noise do you hate? Stupid ringtones

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut

What profession would you not like to do? Venetian blind cleaner - spent 2 hours doing mine today

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hello Jem, all your friends are waiting in the bar

What is your favorite word? adore

What is your least favorite word? panties

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? not being annoyed

What turns you off? oblivious confidence

What is your favorite curse word? fuck

What sound or noise do you love? my sister playing the piano

What sound or noise do you hate? my co-worker's smacking sounds when she eats

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Opera singer

What profession would you not like to do? Teacher

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I love you, come right in.

What is your favorite word? Longhorn

What is your least favorite word? white boy (I know, that's two)

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Walking the field with my son a crisp, sunny, autumn morning an hour before his football game.

What turns you off? self righteous indignation

What is your favorite curse word? c**ksucker

What sound or noise do you love? The sound of the old Panoz LMP1 6L V8 at full song.

What sound or noise do you hate? Uncontrolled children (especially because it's not their fault)

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Coach

What profession would you not like to do? carpet installer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hello son, welcome home.

Tex wrote: What is your favorite curse word? c**ksucker

Do you use the asterisks when you say it?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Tex wrote: What is your favorite curse word? c**ksucker

Do you use the asterisks when you say it?

Sometimes. But, it does seem to lose some of it's effectiveness. :D

What is your favorite word? catharsis

What is your least favorite word? hypocrisy

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? post-punk music

What turns you off? narrow-minded people

What is your favorite curse word? motherfucker

What sound or noise do you love? Hooky's bass

What sound or noise do you hate? flatulence

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? comic book artist

What profession would you not like to do? calling center

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You can meet your muses anytime you like.

What is your favorite word?

murmur or affinity

What is your least favorite word?

prevaricator

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

family and friends

What turns you off?

incapable coworkers

What is your favorite curse word?

fcuk that shit is what I usually say

What sound or noise do you love?

contented sleep of loved ones

What sound or noise do you hate?

metal on metal scraping

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

teaching

What profession would you not like to do?

sewage

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

your relatives have been waiting for you