Or cuss..
Have we done this?
I hate it when women and children say 'cunt' Totally uncouth if you ask me.
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Cunt, natch. Luvverly if it's said properly.
There's a John King book where he alway spells the word cunT. That's just a fantastic way of spelling/saying it. Shakespeare would be proud.
I read an i/v with Sharon Horgan where they said she used said word an awful lot. I fell hopelessly in love with her on the spot. 
Dodjem wrote: Don't you mean 'Cant'
That's how you say it
No, I don't, I say it as kant.
Cant would be pronounced 'carnt' darn sarf.
Speak proper girl. 
Remember Brian Cant? from the 80's kid's show 'Playaway' Bet there were a few Cockerney kids who got thick ears when they dropped his name infront of pops..
Christopher Lilliecrap... remember him?
johnny wrote: Work
Trust you to lower the tone Johnny!
I did nights last night,and got hellish chapped lips down Mordor for my sins,it was Baltic,I'll never make an eskimo...4 days off now,and I'm trying to clock the fuck off!
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:
Christopher Lilliecrap... remember him?
Coffee on keyboard moment 
I'm into 'fuckpig' lately..
but I'm fickle...
Is Bawbag a jock thing?
It's fucking rubbish,like Darren Fletcher,your best player.
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote: I'm into 'fuckpig' lately.. but I'm fickle... Is Bawbag a jock thing? It's fucking rubbish,like Darren Fletcher,your best player.
A bawbag is the bag yer baws are in,
thats the sack that hangs in front of Noel Edmonds
Best swear words have to be the ones we have turned into verbs.
E.g.
'I'm off down the pub, and I will be coming home absoloootely cunted'
or..
'my, my, he's really bollocksed that one up'.
Fave individual swear word/insult has to be 'fucktard'.
Against my better judgement,I do quite like the abbreviated 'tard' from which fucktard is derived/evolved.. that Cambo often employs effectively for a wide variety of situations..
It's not big and clever tho... 
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote: Against my better judgement,I do quite like the abbreviated 'tard' from which fucktard is derived/evolved.. that Cambo often employs effectively for a wide variety of situations..
It's not big and clever tho...
Well no... that's why i always leave the 'fuck' in front of it, so as not to be abbreviated from anything else.
'Boris'
As in, 'You're a right fucking Boris, you are...'
or
'Fuck me, when she sits like that, you can see her Boris!'
or
'It's my time of the month - you're not going anywhere near my Boris, you Boris'
etc.
Whole new meaning to the word 'Johnson' too...
Loosely connected to Boris Johnson is Boris Carloff.and weirdly evolved from that is Boris Mileoff..and you really had to be there to appreciate...
When someone misses by a mile they have done a 'Boris'
..as in Boris Mileoff
Applies in all walks of life-offside being agood example.
i'm wasting my time here,you had to be there,but it works..It aint swearing tho,it's evolution
pure_shaw wrote: the geordie cleaner at work called me a "twatbasket" any ideas what that means?
Yes,it's pretty much what it says on the tin...
On Teesside we often refer to something that is utterly wank as'a bag of Newcastle United'
Use that,they don't like it..
NOOLigan wrote: fucked if I know.
It deffo is fuck. I think I'm turning into Gordon Ramsay, well without the gourmet cooking, but I have bought a cookbook and located three other cookbooks. I've even looked inside them.
I must have used fuck or fucking about 50 times at work today.
Yeh today was another good day not.
I do use numpty quite alot but that's not a proper sweary.
Twat's quite a regular one too.
Wanker's brilliant if delivered perfectly and unexpectedly on the unsuspecting victim
Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him
I'll take yer word for it Jemm 
In no way was my post above aimed at Alistair
Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him
What do you mean when you meet him? 
I'm lovely no matter what the medium
Ally wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him
What do you mean when you meet him?
I'm lovely no matter what the medium
Obviously Jem doesnt think so mate,
you gonna take that shite off her?
Dodjem wrote: See all the words listed above...
that's what you are Gaz
Sometimes Jem....
...you say the sweetest things to me..
Ally wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him
What do you mean when you meet him?
I'm lovely no matter what the medium
Agreeing on that one statement I bolded there. 
But anyway, back on topic.
Fcuk - swear-word of choice.
Shite - second-favorite.
ETA - Edited to add -
Neon Wilderness wrote: english: Fuck Off! :finger::D
french (my first language): tabarnak de côlisse!
Which leads to my third favorite [thank you to my high school french teacher for this one!] -
Merde au treizième!
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Ally wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him
What do you mean when you meet him?
I'm lovely no matter what the medium
Agreeing on that one statement I bolded there.
But anyway, back on topic.
Fcuk - swear-word of choice.
Shite - second-favorite.
ETA - Edited to add -
Neon Wilderness wrote: english: Fuck Off! :finger::D
french (my first language): tabarnak de côlisse!
Which leads to my third favorite [thank you to my high school french teacher for this one!] -
Merde au treizième!
You don't choose your swear word. It choses you. In the heat of an argument you don't want to be going, "..um, .. ah fuck."
I guess I use 'cocksucker!" for various reasons....
"you fucking cocksucker!" - when the coom-puuta ain't working right
"You waiting for an invitation to the cocksucker's ball!?" - when someone can't seem to make the decision move into traffic
"son of a cocksucker!" - when I stub my toe
"I'll throw you in the wrecking yard... keep being a cocksucker, I dare ya!" - at my truck when it gives a fight while I'm fixing it.
I'm sure there are many other variations, but the only ones that come to mind....
I must admit, swearing in Japanese isn't as colourful as English.
But, 'fuck' is a clear winner to me.
So much about how it's said. Tony Wilson, AHW RIP, slid all manners of Fuck
cool, sauve, easily into anythn said..
Is the consensus then Fcut, Fcuk, Fuck.
2. Shite or Jack Shit. Asshole, Arse. Pardon. Finalized by walking away Finger up, thumb out. Cold, simple effective.
Dennis Leary A.SS. 
H.O.L.E..
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Fcuk - swear-word of choice.
How do you pronounce that? It's really getting on my tits that you wont spell it, so I can only presume that you pronounce it as 'fiddlesticks' so as not to offend your own sensibilities
[black]FUCK[/black]
Stop fannying about and use it properly if your going to or just use another word.
My mate said she was fannied the other night. I laughed at that.
Quite a few people on here spell it fcuk.
Email filters are to blame.
Spell your fcuking swear words wrongly when you're emailing from work and the dumb cnuts in the email police pi55 off and leave you alone.
Force of habit makes you do it when you don't have to.
My phone even spells it that way now.
It doesn't make it cool though
That's fair comment,
but I doubt that there is much call for Sunny to be subjected to an email filter at the drive thru.
whiffs of prissiness to me, if your going to be prissy be prissy this half arsed thing is irritating
One of the original reasons that swearwords were deleted or moderated here was that there's technically no age limit to join this site.
If you look back five or more years ago - NO ONE swore here, or at least put asterisks or whatever.
That's one of the reasons so many people here type'fcuk' and 'cnut' etc... it really does become habit.
And if you don't believe me, you can fcuk off, cnuts.
Chris Nash wrote: One of the original reasons that swearwords were deleted or moderated here was that there's technically no age limit to join this site.
If you look back five or more years ago - NO ONE swore here, or at least put asterisks or whatever.
That's one of the reasons so many people here type'fcuk' and 'cnut' etc... it really does become habit.
And if you don't believe me, you can fcuk off, cnuts.
there has been swearing since I've been here...
I don't mind cnut, cos I read and pronounce it as 'seee-nut' usually with a scottish accent
You see, it's carried on going downhill since you and Jeffery started posting regularly you naughty naughty Minx.
my favorite word is "Fuck"
favorite swear is probably "Son of a bitch"
properly pronounced "son of a beeitch"
not a word, a phrase......Fcuk that shit!, oh the impression that Blue Velvet made on me.....
Minx wrote:
there has been swearing since I've been here...
Ha ha since that very day, in fact!
Fucking idiot
whenever a rude word appears on my screen at work an alert is sent to my IT admin. the school network broke the day i opened the 'this thread is shit' thread...
Spotnick wrote: A mix of "Calisse" and "Tabarnac"... typical from Québec ;)
So...erm...explain to this ignorant red-neck mother just what the fuck that means?!?!?!
PLEASE????
If it's good enough, I might start using it...just to confuse the piss out of my fellow red-necks...
A german comedian made the following german phrase very popular here:
"Scheiss die Wand an!"
That means kind of: "Shit on the wall!" - shit in the meaning of 'doing it' 
.
And another one did that with "Kackbratze" -> but I don't know how to translate that .
But I guess it is related to "Pissflitsche".
