Or cuss..
Have we done this?
I hate it when women and children say 'cunt' Totally uncouth if you ask me.
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Favourite swear word?
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Cunt, natch. Luvverly if it's said properly.
There's a John King book where he alway spells the word cunT. That's just a fantastic way of spelling/saying it. Shakespeare would be proud.
I read an i/v with Sharon Horgan where they said she used said word an awful lot. I fell hopelessly in love with her on the spot. 
Dodjem wrote: Don't you mean 'Cant'
That's how you say it
No, I don't, I say it as kant.
Cant would be pronounced 'carnt' darn sarf.
Speak proper girl. 
Remember Brian Cant? from the 80's kid's show 'Playaway' Bet there were a few Cockerney kids who got thick ears when they dropped his name infront of pops..
Christopher Lilliecrap... remember him?
johnny wrote: Work
Trust you to lower the tone Johnny!
I did nights last night,and got hellish chapped lips down Mordor for my sins,it was Baltic,I'll never make an eskimo...4 days off now,and I'm trying to clock the fuck off!
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:
Christopher Lilliecrap... remember him?
Coffee on keyboard moment 
I'm into 'fuckpig' lately..
but I'm fickle...
Is Bawbag a jock thing?
It's fucking rubbish,like Darren Fletcher,your best player.
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote: I'm into 'fuckpig' lately.. but I'm fickle... Is Bawbag a jock thing? It's fucking rubbish,like Darren Fletcher,your best player.
A bawbag is the bag yer baws are in,
thats the sack that hangs in front of Noel Edmonds
Best swear words have to be the ones we have turned into verbs.
E.g.
'I'm off down the pub, and I will be coming home absoloootely cunted'
or..
'my, my, he's really bollocksed that one up'.
Fave individual swear word/insult has to be 'fucktard'.
Against my better judgement,I do quite like the abbreviated 'tard' from which fucktard is derived/evolved.. that Cambo often employs effectively for a wide variety of situations..
It's not big and clever tho... 
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote: Against my better judgement,I do quite like the abbreviated 'tard' from which fucktard is derived/evolved.. that Cambo often employs effectively for a wide variety of situations..
It's not big and clever tho...
Well no... that's why i always leave the 'fuck' in front of it, so as not to be abbreviated from anything else.
'Boris'
As in, 'You're a right fucking Boris, you are...'
or
'Fuck me, when she sits like that, you can see her Boris!'
or
'It's my time of the month - you're not going anywhere near my Boris, you Boris'
etc.
Whole new meaning to the word 'Johnson' too...
Loosely connected to Boris Johnson is Boris Carloff.and weirdly evolved from that is Boris Mileoff..and you really had to be there to appreciate...
When someone misses by a mile they have done a 'Boris'
..as in Boris Mileoff
Applies in all walks of life-offside being agood example.
i'm wasting my time here,you had to be there,but it works..It aint swearing tho,it's evolution
pure_shaw wrote: the geordie cleaner at work called me a "twatbasket" any ideas what that means?
Yes,it's pretty much what it says on the tin...
On Teesside we often refer to something that is utterly wank as'a bag of Newcastle United'
Use that,they don't like it..
NOOLigan wrote: fucked if I know.
It deffo is fuck. I think I'm turning into Gordon Ramsay, well without the gourmet cooking, but I have bought a cookbook and located three other cookbooks. I've even looked inside them.
I must have used fuck or fucking about 50 times at work today.
Yeh today was another good day not.
