Favourite swear word?

TWAT!

TWoo - AT

TWArT

The funniest swear word, in my opinion.

The spawn is a big fan of "fart nugget." Makes me giggle.

Arsebiscuits.

Arsehole!

Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him

Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him

I'll take yer word for it Jemm

In no way was my post above aimed at Alistair

Ally wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him

What do you mean when you meet him?

I'm lovely no matter what the medium

Obviously Jem doesnt think so mate,

you gonna take that shite off her?

See all the words listed above...

that's what you are Gaz

Ringpiece.

Come 'ere an' say that

cd /home/jem/ echo "ringpiece" logout

Dodjem wrote: See all the words listed above...

that's what you are Gaz

Sometimes Jem....

...you say the sweetest things to me..

english: Fuck Off! :finger::D

french (my first language): tabarnak de côlisse!

fuck

fud fudbucket

Ally wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him

What do you mean when you meet him?

I'm lovely no matter what the medium

Agreeing on that one statement I bolded there.

But anyway, back on topic.

Fcuk - swear-word of choice.

Shite - second-favorite.

ETA - Edited to add -

Neon Wilderness wrote: english: Fuck Off! :finger::D

french (my first language): tabarnak de côlisse!

Which leads to my third favorite [thank you to my high school french teacher for this one!] -

Merde au treizième!

'Knob Jockey'

Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:

Ally wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Bit harsh Gaz, Ally's alright when you meet him

What do you mean when you meet him?

I'm lovely no matter what the medium

Agreeing on that one statement I bolded there.

But anyway, back on topic.

Fcuk - swear-word of choice.

Shite - second-favorite.

ETA - Edited to add -

Neon Wilderness wrote: english: Fuck Off! :finger::D

french (my first language): tabarnak de côlisse!

Which leads to my third favorite [thank you to my high school french teacher for this one!] -

Merde au treizième!

You don't choose your swear word. It choses you. In the heat of an argument you don't want to be going, "..um, .. ah fuck."

It's more based on which word I use most, Ronno. ;)

I guess I use 'cocksucker!" for various reasons....

"you fucking cocksucker!" - when the coom-puuta ain't working right

"You waiting for an invitation to the cocksucker's ball!?" - when someone can't seem to make the decision move into traffic

"son of a cocksucker!" - when I stub my toe

"I'll throw you in the wrecking yard... keep being a cocksucker, I dare ya!" - at my truck when it gives a fight while I'm fixing it.

I'm sure there are many other variations, but the only ones that come to mind....

Shazbot

I must admit, swearing in Japanese isn't as colourful as English.

But, 'fuck' is a clear winner to me.

DAMN IT!!!

Indeed!

has to be cuntface for me,downright rude but straight to the point

So much about how it's said. Tony Wilson, AHW RIP, slid all manners of Fuck

cool, sauve, easily into anythn said..

Is the consensus then Fcut, Fcuk, Fuck.
2. Shite or Jack Shit. Asshole, Arse. Pardon. Finalized by walking away Finger up, thumb out. Cold, simple effective.

Dennis Leary A.SS. H.O.L.E..

Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:

Fcuk - swear-word of choice.

How do you pronounce that? It's really getting on my tits that you wont spell it, so I can only presume that you pronounce it as 'fiddlesticks' so as not to offend your own sensibilities

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Stop fannying about and use it properly if your going to or just use another word.