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Doherty's drug career has lasted longer than both his bands. So long ago now, that I think most people struggle to remember what is was that made him famous in the first place 
Aktion T4 wrote: Doherty's drug career has lasted longer than both his bands. So long ago now, that I think most people struggle to remember what is was that made him famous in the first place
Was it Kate Moss??
Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Was it Kate Moss??
I've never heard of that. Is it a type of hash?
or is that a rash?
NOOLigan wrote:
Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Was it Kate Moss??
I've never heard of that. Is it a type of hash?
or is that a rash?
Thats probably what you'd end up with
Yes, but did he ever rim Princess Di??? And if he did, he'd only have been about 12, right???? Unless he did it......when she was already DEAD!!!!!!!!!
INQUIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, funny how no one has yet suspected that fucking twat Doherty of abducting Madeleine McCann, killing her, grinding her into powder and ash and snorting it all up his fucking schnozz. The Daily Express really should get in on the case seeing as the first anniversary is almost up!
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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Yes, but did he ever rim Princess Di??? And if he did, he'd only have been about 12, right???? Unless he did it......when she was already DEAD!!!!!!!!!
INQUIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although Di was not a bad looker,I think Kate Moss is beautiful,and I really do...but she did have a contract with Rimmel,on telly ads and everything..Nuff said.
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Hey, funny how no one has yet suspected that fucking twat Doherty of abducting Madeleine McCann, killing her, grinding her into powder and ash and snorting it all up his fucking schnozz. The Daily Express really should get in on the case seeing as the first anniversary is almost up!
There's summat wrong wi you! 
Keep up the good work 
And about time to!!! He just messed around to much, thinking he was untouchable....serves him right
Good to see Eck Neck back aye,he's fucking radjed.Always a pleasure..
There is summat wrong with you aswell Jemma..That Billy Idol quip was a bute wer'nt it?? hahaha.
^^ Aye good t' clock your chips as well mucker! Check the "Hair Band" thread for something REALLY scary, me ole river-vessel-squit-arse-gurning-features.
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: me ole river-vessel-squit-arse-gurning-features.
You know how to pull my heartstings don't you?
How do you know my nickname,what my mam calls me?
I'm not lending you any money if that's what you are buttering me up for.
^^
I don't need your money, my dearest budgie-chomper. I don't need your half eaten pizzas and kebabs either. Just throw them over your neighbours garden fence when they're not looking, like the rest of them good boys do.
I'm off to play some Killers at ear-splitting volume now and watch as the dogs start going bananas from the sound of Foghorn Creamhorn and Chumps.
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Yes, but did he ever rim Princess Di??? And if he did, he'd only have been about 12, right???? Unless he did it......when she was already DEAD!!!!!!!!!
INQUIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although Di was not a bad looker,I think Kate Moss is beautiful,and I really do...but she did have a contract with Rimmel,on telly ads and everything..Nuff said.
BOATY, NO!
Kate moss is a farl pig and wants her fanny kicking in! :barf:
Supermodel my arse, i wouldane let her lace mi booits!
I'd like to get moss and dockerty in a room on their own and kick the living shite out of em.
Pete-do us a favor and die already.....take Amy Winehouse with you too
both are useless wastes of genetic material who cannot hold their drugs....
BonoShed wrote: Pete-do us a favor and die already.....take Amy Winehouse with you too
both are useless wastes of genetic material who cannot hold their drugs....
At least miss winehouse had a talent TO piss away to start with ;)
Nice lookin chap like Pete will have a very warm and friendly time inside I'm sure.
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Yes, but did he ever rim Princess Di??? And if he did, he'd only have been about 12, right???? Unless he did it......when she was already DEAD!!!!!!!!!
INQUIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although Di was not a bad looker,I think Kate Moss is beautiful,and I really do...but she did have a contract with Rimmel,on telly ads and everything..Nuff said.
BOATY, NO!
Kate moss is a farl pig and wants her fanny kicking in! :barf:
Supermodel my arse, i wouldane let her lace mi booits!
I'd like to get moss and dockerty in a room on their own and kick the living shite out of em.
I have to agree with on kate Moss, but only because she on the other side of the computer screen. Now if she were spread eagle in front of me now, my opinion might change...
Lock that cunt wanker singer of The Kooks up while yer abouts.Gettin sick of hearin his whiney poncey singing every where i turn.He's catching up with ol' fog 'orn Flowers in the annoying stakes.Tosser
johnny wrote: Lock that cunt wanker singer of The Kooks up while yer abouts.Gettin sick of hearin his whiney poncey singing every where i turn. He's catching up with ol' fog 'orn Flowers in the annoying stakes. Tosser
Bet you were wondering whether I'd show up again after you posted eh? ;) Good call on the defamatory remarks re: the Kooks. Just what is it about all these fucken kunty artistes beginning with the letter K these days? Kooks, Kasabian, Kaiser Cheeze, Kills, KennyG, .... there's dozens more of the plebs.... The Killers are probably top class compared to many of that other shower! But I won't have you saying ANY bad things about my hero Brandon The Cream Of Ponce - DO YOU HEAR???? He's been single handedly responsible for making an otherwise miserable life quite jovial of late by virtue of the amount of humour he provides me with.
Grrrrrr.....
Aye yer Kooks man is stepping over the mark now.Fucking hate em.Although i will admit there's one snippet of one of their songs that i can't remember the name of that doesn't annoy me.A couple of seconds slightly Doorsy keyboards.But then the whiney twat pipes up again.And i have a horrific feeling i may have even wasted 45 minutes of my life watching them support at a gig at Nottingham Rock City a few years back.I was dragged along to see that Australian band that i cannot remember the name of and i'm sure it was The fucking Kooks that blighted my after work drinking.Can't even remember the name of the band i was dragged along to see but they were a waste of fcuking time and space too.What were they called? Had a few hits a while back...
Jet.That was the fuckers.Load of toss.Where are they now? eh? eh? I suspect (and hope) the same fate will befall The Koks.Cunts
johnny wrote: Aye yer Kooks man is stepping over the mark now.Fucking hate em.Although i will admit there's one snippet of one of their songs that i can't remember the name of that doesn't annoy me.A couple of seconds slightly Doorsy keyboards.But then the whiney twat pipes up again.And i have a horrific feeling i may have even wasted 45 minutes of my life watching them support at a gig at Nottingham Rock City a few years back.I was dragged along to see that Australian band that i cannot remember the name of and i'm sure it was The fucking Kooks that blighted my after work drinking.Can't even remember the name of the band i was dragged along to see but they were a waste of fcuking time and space too.What were they called?
Jet.That was the fuckers.Load of toss.Where are they now? eh? eh? I suspect (and hope) the same fate will befall The Koks.Cunts
Yeah - that's them - JET! (..."Ooo-ooo-oooh OOOOOOH-ooo-oooh OOOOOOH-ooo-oooh"). They were pants! Talking of the Kooks (oh dear oh dear, MUST we be even doing THAT this hour of the day??).... Your deliberate misspelling of their name reminds me..... every time I see posters of their gigs around town or even see adverts in newspapers and magazines and their name is written in big white block letters on a black background, I always without fail delight in filling in a tiny segment of the second "O" thus making it into a "C". The results clearly speak eloquently for themselves!
Aktion T4 wrote: Doherty's drug career has lasted longer than both his bands. So long ago now, that I think most people struggle to remember what is was that made him famous in the first place
you a big fan of systematically euthanizing people with disabilities or something?
