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9 Apr 2008, 15:44

the smell of human urine on a bus can set off a manic episode? that in which i was crying and laughing for about i'd say,8 blocks on the bus and about 2 and a half blocks walking home? i swear that set it off and i fucking hate them fucking buses you fuckling fucks. oh look at that firefox is underlining my misspell of fucking...

and to top it all off, when the dude robbing the drug store held us up four years ago, he was holding me from behind with a knife. the guy had a hard on. i was too busy worrying about the knife at my throat though.

question. can a guy not think clearly if his shaft is hard? cos this guy asked for one pack of camel lights instead of taking off with like 3 cartons like he should have. also can robbing a store cause your shaft to get happy? i mean i looked like hell that day...lol/.

9 Apr 2008, 17:21

erm...

WUT???

10 Apr 2008, 13:15

Animadversion wrote: the smell of human urine on a bus can set off a manic episode? that in which i was crying and laughing for about i'd say,8 blocks on the bus and about 2 and a half blocks walking home? i swear that set it off and i fucking hate them fucking buses you fuckling fucks. oh look at that firefox is underlining my misspell of fucking...

and to top it all off, when the dude robbing the drug store held us up four years ago, he was holding me from behind with a knife. the guy had a hard on. i was too busy worrying about the knife at my throat though.

question. can a guy not think clearly if his shaft is hard? cos this guy asked for one pack of camel lights instead of taking off with like 3 cartons like he should have. also can robbing a store cause your shaft to get happy? i mean i looked like hell that day...lol/.

Post of the year :clap:

10 Apr 2008, 13:25

Never mind the fact that the marbles have been well and truly lost here..... but what COLOUR were they?

:evil4: :evil4: :laugh: :abovelol: :rofl:

10 Apr 2008, 13:49

Animadversion wrote: he was holding me from behind with a knife. the guy had a hard on. i was too busy worrying about the knife at my throat though.

So what would you have done if he hadn't been holding a knife to your throat? :eek: :skeptic: :spit:

10 Apr 2008, 14:00

johnny wrote:

Animadversion wrote: he was holding me from behind with a knife. the guy had a hard on. i was too busy worrying about the knife at my throat though.

So what would you have done if he hadn't been holding a knife to your throat?

She would have worried about his boner!!!

10 Apr 2008, 14:13

Animadversion wrote: also can robbing a store cause your shaft to get happy? i

I need a pint of milk right now but have no cash.Gonna grab my shootah and nip to the corner shop.I'll publish my findings on return

10 Apr 2008, 14:14

johnny wrote:

Animadversion wrote: he was holding me from behind with a knife. the guy had a hard on. i was too busy worrying about the knife at my throat though.

So what would you have done if he hadn't been holding a knife to your throat?

eh, johnny a little offensive .you think.

10 Apr 2008, 14:20

you know...I've suddenly developed an erection thinking about stealing a pack of smokes from Ani...

is that a bad thing???

10 Apr 2008, 14:32

eh ,jeffrey a little offensive.you think?

10 Apr 2008, 14:36

Did you manage to get your milk Johnny?

Snorri xxx

10 Apr 2008, 14:37

The shop was closed :lol:

10 Apr 2008, 15:25

johnny wrote: eh ,jeffrey a little offensive.you think?

none taken

10 Apr 2008, 15:43

Post of the year though, definitely.

Have you thought of moving to Aberdeen?

10 Apr 2008, 16:20

He wasn't holding a knife to her throat :nonono:

But yes, maybe a contender for post of the year... Where's 'Missy'? :evil4:

10 Apr 2008, 20:41

it was meant to be a humorous post, fat ass nazi spies.

11 Apr 2008, 14:52

sarcastic responses=i am laughing at you not with you.

fcuk

11 Apr 2008, 14:54

shut up you fat nazi ass spy

11 Apr 2008, 14:56

are you going to shut up with me or do i have to aid?

11 Apr 2008, 14:56

johnny appleseed

11 Apr 2008, 15:09

Fantastic :clap:

11 Apr 2008, 15:11

Animadversion wrote: it was meant to be a humorous post, fat ass nazi spies.

lESS of the FAT

The Return of the THIN WHITE DRUNK Throwing DARTS in LOVERS eyes :love:

11 Apr 2008, 15:19

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Animadversion wrote: it was meant to be a humorous post, fat ass nazi spies.

lESS of the FAT

The Return of the THIN WHITE DRUNK Throwing DARTS in LOVERS eyes

And falling wanking to the floor. :nod:

11 Apr 2008, 15:38

Reynolds Reynolds You'VE TORN YOUR DRESS Reynolds Reynolds Your FACE is a MESS :lol:

11 Apr 2008, 15:40

ROCKET MICK wrote: Reynolds Reynolds You'VE TORN YOUR DRESS Reynolds Reynolds Your FACE is a MESS

And Mickey Mouse has grown up a COW.

11 Apr 2008, 15:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkRlIMrVG1w&feature=related

For BURT and Johnny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Especially from about 2 mins 32secs!

We know ROCKET MICKs a JUNKIE :hat:

11 Apr 2008, 16:06

ROCKET MICK wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkRlIMrVG1w&feature=related

For BURT and Johnny

Especially from about 2 mins 32secs!

We know ROCKET MICKs a JUNKIE

Is that you with a fucking wig on?

11 Apr 2008, 16:09

Burt Reynolds wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkRlIMrVG1w&feature=related

For BURT and Johnny

Especially from about 2 mins 32secs!

We know ROCKET MICKs a JUNKIE

Is that you with a fucking wig on?

At last i HAVE a JOB! The LAUGHin :lol: NOHOME

11 Apr 2008, 20:15

Animadversion wrote: are you going to shut up with me or do i have to aid?

I could put something in your mouth to shut you up...

11 Apr 2008, 21:19

Why did the guy only take one pack? He just wanted an excuse to rub his erection on you. The knife represents his conflict with accepting his emotion and sexual feelings for you. You continue to ride the bus in the hope that you will "accidently" meet up with this guy again, in a crowded bus. Your negative feelings toward the bus and the piss smell are because you have not gotten to meat the robber again.