:birthday: LEGGY D!!
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Happy birfday....I took a collection from the rest of the NOOLers...got myself a carton of fags and a crate of beer...and hired you a stripper with what was left...
enjoy:
happy birthday dave.
born in april, first name dave, all you need is hair & you could be perfect 
Hope yr doing summat betta than watchin Dodgeball.
Happy Birthday Sir Leggy of Dave. Top bloke
Hope your head's feeling better than mine this morning!. Oh I forgot, you've got a day off!
Altogther now...."one David Batty, there's only one David Batty..." 
I am getting good at missing people's birthdays, needless to say I was on a 48hr bender. Just warming up for Barca you understand. Hope you had a good wan amigo.
That's another Boca Grande at Bar Alex to be added to the list mate!
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: Eh, a day late.
Ah well.
Belated Cheers, Candles and Kudos from the S.T.O., Dave!
Why oh why did my mind see that as 'eh, a gay date' and
Candles and Kudos from the S.T.D.
Chris Nash wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: Eh, a day late.
Why oh why did my mind see that as 'eh, a gay date' and
Candles and Kudos from the S.T.D.
I'm sorry, but that is not an appropriate comment for Mr. Legge's birfday thread...
Go give yourself 12 lashes with a wet noodle...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: Eh, a day late.
Why oh why did my mind see that as 'eh, a gay date' and
Candles and Kudos from the S.T.D.
I'm sorry, but that is not an appropriate comment for Mr. Legge's birfday thread...
Go give yourself 12 lashes with a wet noodle...
Fuck off. I'm tellin' your Mother what you just did.
Yeah, I saw that.
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: Eh, a day late.
Why oh why did my mind see that as 'eh, a gay date' and
Candles and Kudos from the S.T.D.
I'm sorry, but that is not an appropriate comment for Mr. Legge's birfday thread...
Go give yourself 12 lashes with a wet noodle...
Fuck off. I'm tellin' your Mother what you just did.
Yeah, I saw that.
What the fuck are you babbling about now?
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Fuck
Minx, look what you've DONE!
You've turned her into a pottymouth!
Happy (late) birthday, Dave - possibly see you at the Joy Division Documentary next Thursday, if you're about?
BIGINLYCRA wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Fuck
Minx, look what you've DONE!
You've turned her into a pottymouth!
Yay...my work here is done
hmmmm...
-Make Sunny swear properly Check
-Meet Bernard Sumner Check
-Invaded Dave's birthday thread 
Check
-Have a threesome with Tim, Liam and a donkey Check
-Have Rockets secret love child Check
-Rescue a drummer with a bottle of beer Check
-Annoy people by typing in purple Check
-Teach Mr Nash how to BLATT stuff Check
Yup my work here is done 
Time to just faff about here now instead
Minx wrote:
BIGINLYCRA wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Fuck
Minx, look what you've DONE!
You've turned her into a pottymouth!
So can you explain to me what it was that she "saw what I did there" that got her to actually use the f-word properly?
I'm quite confused, myself.
If it's annoying enough, I might actually keep doing it.
Minx wrote:
-Have a threesome with Tim, Liam and a donkey Check
Doesn't that constitute an orgy? Or a foursome?
Dodjem wrote:
Minx wrote:
-Have a threesome with Tim, Liam and a donkey Check
Doesn't that constitute an orgy? Or a foursome?
What if Em IS the donkey?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Minx wrote:
BIGINLYCRA wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Fuck
Minx, look what you've DONE!
You've turned her into a pottymouth!
So can you explain to me what it was that she "saw what I did there" that got her to actually use the f-word properly?
I'm quite confused, myself.
If it's annoying enough, I might actually keep doing it.
no idea...but how she knows your mother would be the point I'd be more concerned with
Dodjem wrote:
Minx wrote:
-Have a threesome with Tim, Liam and a donkey Check
Doesn't that constitute an orgy? Or a foursome?
back to the list then...
now how do I make it a threesome with them,
maybe if I leave the room for a bit...would that count?
Actually, if you're counting in pairs of legs, it would be a FIVESOME! Is there such a thing? Or is over a certain number an orgy? Could do with knowing before I get the invites printed 
well it was a three legged donkey... they are a mare to get hold of late at night and that was all I could get.
By the leg theory if two one legged people have sex they are a pair of wankers then?
as for the invites...just add a few extra people, more whipped cream and dildos and I'm sure it will then class as an orgy
Getting back on topic...
Happy Birthday Dave Legge! Can I insert the obligatory "gentle hairless man" comment in here???
Shug wrote:
Minx wrote: well it was a three legged donkey...
A wonky
wondered how long it would take
An even later happy birthday.. and whilst I'm at it..
Happy Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Easter,
Oh & Congratulations ;)
