Oral Sex

As everyone seems determined to hijack my bacon sandwich thread with smutty talk, let's just cut to the chase.

Anyone had any oral sex this morning?

I tried but I couldn't reach.

I managed to get some of my nuts in my mouth earlier.

Pecan nuts. Thought I'd hurry up and eat them before some c___ taxes them.

No, but I'm often told I'm a cunning linguist...

Snorri xxx

Shittest Thing on Two Wheels wrote:

I tried but I couldn't reach.

I did it to myself.......

I had an intriguingly-spiced curry last night and after going for a shit this morning I subsequently find my ringpiece to be tingling in a not entirely unpleasant way.

I find this mildly erotic. Does this count?

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I had an intriguingly-spiced curry last night and after going for a shit this morning I subsequently find my ringpiece to be tingling in a not entirely unpleasant way.

I find this mildly erotic. Does this count?

Stingring gets you hard?

Jalapeno coated condoms for you then.

Personally a good dose of the ring of fire, makes me a deeply unpleasant person[1], the psin, as it does, sapping my imense intellect

[1]more so than usual natch

wrote: I did it to myself.......

you're an acrobat

Andrès wrote:

wrote: I did it to myself.......

you're an acrobat

Or he used one of these...

Probably

Pah! who needs gadgets...

Gazman wrote: Pah! who needs gadgets...

you must pass out from the rush of blood when you get hard... and where the heck would it fit if you could stay conscious?

0_o wrote:

you must pass out from the rush of blood when you get hard...?

No,I just go helluva pale...

0_o wrote: and where the heck would it fit if you could stay conscious?

You'd be surprised...

Gazman wrote:

0_o wrote:

you must pass out from the rush of blood when you get hard...?

No,I just go helluva pale...

your scottish and you go PALE!?!?!? , surely that should be transparrent

Old Lead Foot wrote:

Gazman wrote:

0_o wrote:

you must pass out from the rush of blood when you get hard...?

No,I just go helluva pale...

your scottish and you go PALE!?!?!? , surely that should be transparrent

'Fakebake' Leady,'Fakebake'

Gazman wrote:

0_o wrote:

you must pass out from the rush of blood when you get hard...?

No,I just go helluva pale...

0_o wrote: and where the heck would it fit if you could stay conscious?

You'd be surprised...

Coffee-on-computer-screen moment.

I guess I like it,but I can't tell you,you should'nt really know......And it's been truuuuue...aaaaaalll my life.

I'm bitched up

Can be a bit intrusive.It's like a Pet Shop Boys gig out our front some days,Jeff,you'd love it...You might find this hard to believe,but most days,all I wanna do is open my curtains,and view the sea,not 400 sets of leather chaps and pvc caps.Knowarramean..

It's a sonovabitch trying to get bummed all over the hood of Shevy round your way then?