Happy St Georges Day

Here Comes the Knight :laugh:

Will anyone (apart from Liam) be raising a glass tonight?

Anyone taking an old dragon out to celebrate?

In honour of all the Engerlish twats I seen dressed in green and wearing shamrocks last time I was on the brown isle for paddy's day, I've decided to return the favour.

Tonight I will be drinking my own body weight in stella and starting a fight with a foreigner.

Thank God that Billy Bragg is on the front page of The Guardian offering some much needed advice on how to celebrate this most special of days.

Happy St.Georges Day!

Doctor? wrote: In honour of all the Engerlish twats I seen dressed in green and wearing shamrocks last time I was on the brown isle for paddy's day, I've decided to return the favour.

Tonight I will be drinking my own body weight in stella and starting a fight with a foreigner.

nice

Doctor? wrote: In honour of all the Engerlish twats I seen dressed in green and wearing shamrocks last time I was on the brown isle for paddy's day, I've decided to return the favour.

Tonight I will be drinking my own body weight in stella and starting a fight with a foreigner.

Make sure you get a kebab on the way back and chuck the salad all over the street as you stagger home.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Doctor? wrote: In honour of all the Engerlish twats I seen dressed in green and wearing shamrocks last time I was on the brown isle for paddy's day, I've decided to return the favour.

Tonight I will be drinking my own body weight in stella and starting a fight with a foreigner.

Make sure you get a kebab on the way back and chuck the salad all over the street as you stagger home.

Thanks for the tip Martin

Always good to get the cultural nuances right, the local custom here is for a curry half-n-half to be deposited en masse in such a manner that more debate than is seemly and more study than is hygenic, would be required to tell whether or not it had in fact already been ingested.

Ally wrote: Biggy, will you be marching up and down Union St with a big Engerland flag?

If so, let me know which hospital I'll need to send the grapes to

(a) It'll be the mortuary you need, not the hostpital.

(b) If I walked down Union Street with an England flag Colin would still get clobbered. It's like an Aberdeen by-law.

(c) "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! FOOTBALL'S LIKE A RELIGION UP HERE!!!"

Ally wrote: Anybody seen the "English Democrats" candidate for London Mayor?

My, he has quite a Scotland shaped chip on his shoulder

Twat.

Plus I'm not biased, I think the majority of what the SNP comes out with is loopy shite too

I posted about this feckin prick on the "London Mayor" thread a coupla weeks ago as well mate