have you ever noticed...

that a meow is just a really tiny roar?

I'm going to write that down in my little book of things to remember.

Is that like the shiver after I pee is a really tiny orgasim?

Chris Nash wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Is that like the shiver after I pee is a really tiny orgasim?

Yes, you're shaking it too much...

Exactly. Anything over three shakes is considered playing with yourself.

Cats are so fucking indecisive !

They moan for food/milk/to come indoors/go outdoors then turn their noses up when granted their wish.I give up

i dislike cats

all cats SHOULD DIE!

only cos i'm alrgic to em! love em really!

johnny wrote: Cats are so fucking indecisive !

They moan for food/milk/to come indoors/go outdoors then turn their noses up when granted their wish.I give up

i have a cat who sleeps on his back, when i say 'it's nighty night time' he knows it's time to jump on the bed, and he gets really excited when i feed him. also, he likes to sit on my lap when i'm in the loo.

anyone who doesn't like cats should be mauled to death by a lion!

AgentWood wrote: also, he likes to sit on my lap when i'm in the loo.

So do you pet yer kitty while in the loo?

EdelBrock wrote:

AgentWood wrote: also, he likes to sit on my lap when i'm in the loo.

So do you pet yer kitty while in the loo?

all the time.

AgentWood wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

AgentWood wrote: also, he likes to sit on my lap when i'm in the loo.

So do you pet yer kitty while in the loo?

all the time.

Tex wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Is that like the shiver after I pee is a really tiny orgasim?

Yes, you're shaking it too much...

Exactly. Anything over three shakes is considered playing with yourself.

I think the giveaway is that he lubes before he shakes.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Tex wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Is that like the shiver after I pee is a really tiny orgasim?

Yes, you're shaking it too much...

Exactly. Anything over three shakes is considered playing with yourself.

I think the giveaway is that he lubes before he shakes.

What can I say? I just can't keep my hands off myself! I'm just that damn good

We got a big bunch of cats here. You need a lot of good nerves, but I won't give away any of them...

My pussy, that was indeed her name, well Felix didn't work after we found out she was a she, slept in my bed.

She was a full member of the family. I miss my pussy.

NOOLigan wrote: My pussy, that was indeed her name, well Felix didn't work after we found out she was a she, slept in my bed.

She was a full member of the family. I miss my pussy.

Funny... We got a she-Felix. We were too lazy to change the name. We found out she was female when she brought us 3 kittens in 7 days...