Er, let me get this right shall we?
Shakin' Stevens at Glastonbury??
I have read this right haven't I?
Shakin' Stevens at Glastonbury???

Seriously - this is not a joke is it? I have read this correctly, yeah??
Shakin' Stevens at Glastonbury??

SHAKIN' STEVENS AT GLASTONBURY??!?!?!?!?!!!
SHAKIN' STEVENS IS TO PLAY THIS YEAR'S GLASTONBURY?????

SHAKIN' FRIGGIN' TOSSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' WANKIN' LIPSMACKIN' BOWEL-CLENCHIN' HAMSTER-MUNCHIN' BABY-RAPIN' CORMORANT-SHAGGIN' MOOSE-FUCKIN' GRANNY-BUGGERIN' STEVENS AT GLASTONBURY????!!!!!
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All we need now is for Bonnie Tyler to announce that she will be making a guest appearance on stage with him and that's got to be a cue for thousands of flyin' bottles of piss a la Donnington 1988 .......
Seriously - I am freaked by this news....that's it - what little cred Glasto still had is now completely relinquished. Eavis has finally lost the plot. Thank fuck this is the last ever Glasto - but what a humiliating way to bow out on..... jesus.
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