Another Austrian family man
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reminds me of the john list case from the '70s (or was it the '60s?).
about 15 years ago my friend's father went camping in new hampshire with his friend. at some point during the night, the friend went cuckoo and hacked the father to death with an axe.
when i was a kid i was always afraid that jack nicholson was hiding under my bed with an axe. just one of my phobias, i guess.
I'm afraid to visit my austrian pen pal now. It's my turn to do so next year.
Maybe he has an (to me) unknown sister in the cellar and waves an axe above my head when I'm asleep.
I noticed on the t'internet that stag parties to Austria have taken a bit of a slump. Since everyone found out Austrians do lock up their daughters...
Alex Wurz is Austrian, and he wears one red raceboot and one green. Firkin wierdos all of them.
FFS, Gaz IS our man down the pub, bringing back only the FINEST sick cunt gags.
Go drinking in Ballymoney tomorrow night, I could do with a good gag about a pair of flat Dunlops.
(You, and the rest of this lot, prob have fuck all idea what I'm on about, but Owens and Snoopy will).
Herr Fritzl was very anti-Microsoft, apparently....
In fact he did everything to stop his kids having access to Windows
The Police were amazed that the whole family had survived for so long on just Sandwiches....
They said it was lucky they were interbred
Isn't Austria the place where the guy sometime back went on the internet and found a partner to slice himself up. cook himself and eat it as well?
Down to home folks there... in which I mean thier homes are really down there!
EdelBrock wrote: Isn't Austria the place where the guy sometime back went on the internet and found a partner to slice himself up. cook himself and eat it as well?
Down to home folks there... in which I mean thier homes are really down there!
No that was here in Germany.
Doctor? wrote: FFS, Gaz IS our man down the pub, bringing back only the FINEST sick cunt gags.
Go drinking in Ballymoney tomorrow night, I could do with a good gag about a pair of flat Dunlops.
(You, and the rest of this lot, prob have fuck all idea what I'm on about, but Owens and Snoopy will).
dildos.
