I have just booked my tickets for Old Trafford

GET READY!!!!!

"Es tan bonito que parece que no vaya a ser cierto"

NEW ORDER en directo!!!!!

(From the ads promoting New Order's 1987 Spanish Gigs.)

Now, who else is gonna be there?

Pumped full of drugs, more like!

I categorically won't be there now - seeing as THIS young upstart (above) has taken it upon himself to start hijacking my name... :(

Hey Huber, if your favorite female singer is Sarah Bracknell, did you mean Sarah Cracknell of Saint Etienne? Just thought that I would let you know that! ;) :D Sorry I am a bit of a smarty pants!

Grigori, is Barney getting a reduction or going for a much larger rounder size with his breasts? There is nothing better than a big set of manboobs! :\puke:

Thanks Kimberley Long Name (Copyright Team Rocket) I vill habe it chanjed todai (Dyslexia Rules, OK!)

Well Hubert, I´ve checked your profile and since you are slightly older than I am I am giving you your name back:o, now use it wisely

Will you come to Manchester if I promise to behave and buy you a beer?

Nah.....no can do aboot Manchester me good fella.... simply too busy with a (soon expanding) family of my own :( Besides, this is going to sound awful coming from any New Order fan but I'm not that cushed about seeing them playing live these days... I get embarrassed far too easily as it is!