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COuld someone tell me PLEASE what this page ACTUALLY says.......

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=144652&in_page_id=7

As you know, I've not been so well and have had trouble with my brain giving up now and then under the strain of pain and painkillers. But I think I've finally lost it.

I read that page after someone told me to search for the subject of it. It, to my drug addled, prematurely senile mind, seems to suggest that Bruce Willis is to play Murray Walker in a movie about Baron Von Cobblers ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Help

fucked up of Bangor.

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did you not know about this?

isn't shuey playing himself in it?

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Thanks for that Steve. A TMF before 9am :cry:

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TMF?

Total Mind Fuck?

I cannot deal.

Does Not Compute.

Besides, where IS the fuckin story?

Man is very excellent at what he does, acts a bit of a cunt now and again, wins, wins, wins, wins. Apart from a broken leg (how can anyone not love Eddie for his part in that :lol: ), I can't see the drama.

The real drama happened at Spa in 91,92,95 and 98, at Catalunya in 96 and Magny Cours in 98, Suzuka, erm every year.....and so on.

I can't see this being owt but ballix, in fact I can't grap it at all.

Still, 70mm shots of F1 cars with THX sound, that I can cope with. But I WILL be ejected from any cinema, because I will yell "you cheating cunt" periodically, though sometimes with admiration.

Murry Walker, Bruce Willis. Nope Mental BSOD This thoght has performed an illegal logical operation and has been terminated to prevent heart and lungs from failing under the brain strain.

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Could be worse, could be Nick Cage!

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the doctor is out....please leave a message

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"If I'm not mistaken....I AM Mistaken! Yippee-kiy-yea Kraut cant"

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Doctor? wrote: TMF?

Total Mind Fuck?

I cannot deal.

Does Not Compute.

Post of the Day.:rofl:

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Yes Steve. 'Total Mind Fuck'

My friend Rob and I invented the 'TMF' cocktail in 'Grand Central' in Nottingham when we realised that we didn't like any of the beers they served and weren't too keen on their cocktails either.

For historical reference, the barman was James, the year was 1991...

TMF:

1 x vodka 1 x cherry brandy 1 x creme de banane 1 x grenadine 1 x grand marnier 1 x cointreau

top up to a pint with:

Champagne (if rich) Asti Spumanti (if simply wanting to get pished) Lemonade (if you're a pikey)

Down in one (or maybe two) through a straw and order another.

It tastes like alcoholic Tizer and the ladies love it.

WARNING: women can drink alot more TMFs than men can, so if you're wanting to get a young lady pished, don't match her on TMFs - she'll win...

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Mr. Nash, that sound like the gayest fucking recipe EVER for a beverage...

could you make me a couple???

:love:

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